They Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus Anymore Kinky Friedman
Well a [G]redneck nerd in a [C]bowling shirt was [D]a-guzzlin' Lone Star [G]beer
Talkin' [G]religion and a-[C]politics for [D]all the world to [G]hear
"They oughta [G]send you back to Russia, boy, or [C]New York City one,
You j[D]ust want to doodle a Christian girl and you killed God's only [G]son"
I said[G] "has it occurred to you, you nerd, th[C]at that's not very nice?
We J[D]ews believe it was Santa Claus who killed Jesus [G]Christ"
"You [G]know you don't look Jewish," he said, [C]"Near as I could figure"
"I [D]had you lamped for a slightly anaemic, well-dressed country [G]n****r"
Now [G]they ain't making Jews like [D7]Jesus anymore
[D7]They don't turn the other cheek the [C]way they done be[G]fore
He [G]started into shouting and a spitting on the [C]floor
Lord, [G]they ain't making Jews like [D]Jesus any[G]more
He say[G]s, "I ain't a racist, but Aristitle Onassis is [C]one Greek we don't need"
"Them [D]n****rs, Jews and Sigma Nus all they ever do is [G]breed"
"Now [G]wops and micks and slopes and spics and [C]spooks are on my list
"And there's [D]one little hebe from the heart of Texas.
Is there anyone I missed?"
Well I [G]hits him with everything I had right [C]square between the eyes
I says "[D]I'm gonna get you, you son of a b***h, you spouting that pack of [G]lies
"If t[G]here's one thing I can't abide it's an [C]ethnocentric racist"
"Now [D]you take back that thing you said about Aristitle O[G]nassis"
Now [G]they ain't making Jews like [D7]Jesus anymore
[D7]We don't turn the other cheek the [C]way they done be[G]fore
You[G] could hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood [C]floor
Lord They [G]sure ain't making Jews like [D]Jesus any[G]more
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