Slacker Son of Dork
Capo 8
Intro:
[G] [G/F#] [Em] [D] [C] [D]
[G]my friend's a c[G/F#]omputer hacker[Em]
but in school everybo[D]dy said he was a[C] slacker[D]
[G]he writes scien[G/F#]ce fiction novels[Em]
he buil[D]ds whole towns and villa[C]ges from cola bottle[D]s
[C]he does equations just for fun[D]
eats low carb ice cream with his mum[Em]
sews cub scout ba[D]dges on his sweater[C] [D]
he's [G]just a feeling you ignore, a dumb computer hacker
[C]trash can on the floor, a pitiful disaster
[Em]cried to sleep at night when he never got it ri[D]ght
cos he never[C] realised, it doesn't even[D] matter
[G]later on in life he's drowning in his laughter
[C]three kids and a wife, he's happy ever after
[Em]stoked to be alive with his d[D]ream up at nasa
[C]loving everyday. well, i[D] guess it really pays to be a slac[G]ker[G/F#] [Em] [D] [C] [D]
[G]he stays up [G/F#]all night playing tetris[Em]
[D]asteroids, pacman written o[C]n his 'games to get' l[D]ist
[G]wasted nights spent up [G/F#]in his bedroom[Em]
tough tim[D]es, long nights, mu[C]st have been a lot [D]to get through
[C]he's getting sharp pains in his wrist[D]
in his world girlfriend's don't exist[Em]
can't [D]even get an add on [C]'my space'[D]
he's [G]just a feeling you ignore, a dumb computer hacker
[C]trash can on the floor, a pitiful disaster
[Em]cried to sleep at night when he never got it ri[D]ght
cos he never[C] realised, it doesn't even[D] matter
[G]later on in life he's drowning in his laughter
[C]three kids and a wife, he's happy ever after
[Em]stoked to be alive with his d[D]ream up at nasa
[C]loving everyday. well, i[D] guess it really pays to be a slac[G]ker[G/F#] [Em] [D] [C] [D]
[G] [G/F#] [Em] [D] [C] [D]
[Em] [G] [D] [C] [G] [D] [Em]
[D] [C] [D]
[Em] he's the o[G]ne all alone i[D]n despair[C]
he's the one w[G]ho thinks life isn't fa[D]ir[Em]
he's the one s[G]itting right over[D] there[C]
he's the lonely guy on the side looking kinda shy[D]
you could see him ride passing by on a pedal bik[C]e
he's the funny type kinda like 'napoleon d[D]ynamite'
he's [G]just a feeling you ignore, a dumb computer hacker
[C]trash can on the floor, a pitiful disaster
[Em]cried to sleep at night when he never got it ri[D]ght
cos he never[C] realised, it doesn't even[D] matter
[G]later on in life he's drowning in his laughter
[C]three kids and a wife, he's happy ever after
[Em]stoked to be alive with his d[D]ream up at nasa
[C]loving everyday. well, i[D] guess it really pays to be a slac[G]ker[G/F#] [Em] [D] [C] [D]
[G] [G/F#] [Em] [D] [C] [D]
i[D]t pays to be a slacker!
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