

| Am9 | Am6 | Em | Am | Em | |
| She's | not a girl | who | misses much | Du du du du du du | Oh yeah |
| Dm | |
| She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand |
| Am | |
| like a lizard on a | window pane The |
| Dm | Am | |
| man in the crowd with the multicolored mirrors on his | hobnail boots |
| Dm | Am | |
| Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy working | overtime |
| Dm | Am | |
| A soap impression of his wife which he ate and donated to the | national trust |
| double tempo, 3/4 time, "-" equals one measure |
A7 - - - - - - C - Am - A7 - - - - - -
| I need a fix 'cause I'm goin' down, down to the bits that I left up town |
| C | - | - | - | |
| I need a | fix 'cause I'm | goin' down. |
| A7 | C | - | A7 | G7 | - | |
| Mother Superior | jump the gun, | Mother Superior | jump the gun. | (3X) |
| half tempo, still 3/4 time, lyrics in () are spoken, with "oo" etc in back |
| C | Am | F | G7 | C | Am | F | G7 | |
| Happi | ness is a | warm gun | Happi | ness is a | warm gun, ma | ma |
| Cmaj7 | Am7 | F | G7 | C | Am7 | F | G7 | C | |
| (When I | hold you | in my | arms | And I | feel my | finger on your | trigger | I |
| Am7 | F | G7 | |
| know no | body can do me | no harm, because) |
| Happiness is a warm gun mama, etc, blah, blah (same chords, C Am F G7) |