| G | C | |
| If I was i | n the fridge, would you | open the door? |
| G | D | |
| If I was t | he grass, would you mow | the lawn? |
| G | C | |
| If I was y | our body, would you sti | ll wear clothes? |
| G | D | |
| If I was a | booger, would you blow | your nose? |
| C | D | |
| Where woul | d you keep it? Would yo | u eat it? |
| C | D | Em | |
| I'm just t | rying to give m | yself a re | ason |
| C | D | G | |
| For | being | around. |
| G | C | |
| If I was a | front porch swing, wou | ld you let me hang? |
| G | D | |
| If I was a | dance floor, would you | shake your thang? |
| G | C | |
| If I was a | bad cheque, would you | let me bounce |
| G | D | |
| Up and dow | n inside your bank acco | unt? |
| C | D | |
| Would you | trust me not to break y | ou? |
| C | D | Em | |
| I'm just t | rying really ha | rd to make | you |
| C | D | G | |
| Notice me be | ing ar | ound |
| (A few funny things on the G here) |
| G | C | |
| If I was a | haircut, would you wea | r a hat? |
| G | D | |
| If I was a | maid, could I clean yo | ur flat? |
| G | C | |
| If I was t | he carpet, would you wi | pe your feet |
| G | D | |
| In time to | save me from mud off t | he street? |
| C | D | |
| If you lik | e me, if you love me, |
| C | D | Em | |
| Would you | get down on you | r knees an | d scrub me?? |
| C | D | G | |
| I'm a little grubby fr | om just being ar | ound. |