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Being around  Lemonheads

If I was i[G]n the fridge, would you[C] open the door?
If I was t[G]he grass, would you mow[D] the lawn?
If I was y[G]our body, would you sti[C]ll wear clothes?
If I was a[G] booger, would you blow[D] your nose?
Where woul[C]d you keep it? Would yo[D]u eat it?
I'm just t[C]rying to give m[D]yself a re[Em]ason
[C]   For [D]being [G]around.
If I was a[G] front porch swing, wou[C]ld you let me hang?
If I was a[G] dance floor, would you[D] shake your thang?
If I was a[G] bad cheque, would you [C]let me bounce
Up and dow[G]n inside your bank acco[D]unt?
Would you [C]trust me not to break y[D]ou?
I'm just t[C]rying really ha[D]rd to make[Em] you
[C]Notice me be[D]ing ar[G]ound
(A few funny things on the G here)
If I was a[G] haircut, would you wea[C]r a hat?
If I was a[G] maid, could I clean yo[D]ur flat?
If I was t[G]he carpet, would you wi[C]pe your feet
In time to[G] save me from mud off t[D]he street?
If you lik[C]e me, if you love me,[D]
Would you [C]get down on you[D]r knees an[Em]d scrub me??
[C]I'm a little grubby fr[D]om just being ar[G]ound.

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