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| Em7 | A | G | D |
| Em7 | Em7 | Em7 | Em7 | O- - - - O- - - - |- - 4 - |- 2 - -
|- - 3 - |- 3 - - |- - 3 - |- - 3 -
Chorus: O- - - - |- 2 - - O- - - - |- 1 - -
|- 2 - - |- 1 - - O- - - - O- - - -
| A | G | D | |- 1 - - O- - - - |- 2 - - O- - - -
O- - - - X- - - - |- - 1 - X- - - -
| There is no |
| Castration fear. |
| Verse: Dmaj7 D6sus4 A6sus4 A7 |
|- 2 - - |- 2 - - |- 2 - - O- - - -
| D | Dmaj7 | D6 | A6sus4 A7 | |- - 3 - |- - 3 - |- - 3 - |- 2 - -
|- 1 - - O- - - - O- - - - O- - - -
In a chair, O- - - - O- - - - |- 1 - - |- 1 - -
You will be, |- - - 4 |- 1 - - O- - - - O- - - -
With me. X- - - - X- - - - X- - - - X- - - -
| | G | Dsus4/F# | Em7 | D | |
| We'll dance, Dsus4/F# Em7 |
We'll dance, |- - 4 - |- - 4 -
We'll dance, |- - 3 - |- - 3 -
We'll dance. O- - - - |- - - -
O- - - - |- 2 - -
Chorus: O- - - - |- 1 - -
|- 1 - - |- - - -
| | Em7 A | G | D | |
| But no one will dance |
| With us |
| In this zany town. |
| | Em7 A | G | D | |
| Chim-chim-chim sings some praise |
| For your elders |
| They're in the bag. |
| Bridge: |
| | G | D | G | D | |
| Pick out some brazilian nuts |
| For your engagement. |
| Check that expiration date man, |
| It's later than you think. |
| | A | G | G | D | |
| You can't enjoy yourself, I can't enjoy myself. |
| You can't enjoy yourself, I can't enjoy myself. |
| Move that swing, |
| And watch it break straight like an ox. |
| Chorus: |
| | Em7 A | G | D | |
| But I won't be there |
| To live you, |
| Ah ah ah. |
| | Em7 A | G | D | |
| Cause I don't have a clue, |
| Any more. |
| Verse: |
| | D | Dmaj7 | D6 | G | |
| Maybe we could dance, |
| Maybe we could dance, |
| Maybe we could dance, |
| Together, |
| | Dsus4/F# | Em7 | D | |
| Together, |
| Together, |
| Together. |
| | D Dmaj7 | D6 A6sus4 | G Dmaj7/F# | Em7 A | |
| First time we'll see, |
| and then we'll be, |
| Five times forever, |
| And we'll never be lost. |
| -Transcribed by ZILDJIAN 7/9/95 |
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| \\ \ \ \\ \\ \ \\\ \ | SCOTT ADAMS, "DILBERT" |
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