d--0-0-10-12---0-0-10-12--13-12-10- A--0-0-10-12---0-0-10-12--13-12-10- (repeat) D--0-0-10-12---0-0-10-12--13-12-10-
| A | G | |
| I've got my telescope | head in the haystack |
| A | G | |
| I'm getting tired of your | dodgeball circus act |
| A G NC |
| Put pepper in my coffee, I forgot to bark on command |
| (Riff) |
| Here comes that awful feeling again |
| Make way for monster jealousy |
| The strong man kicked sand into my breakfast cereal bowl |
| I'd spelled your name with Oatios, |
| he messed it, messed it, messed it, messed it up |
| A | G | |
| I've got my telescope | head in the haystack |
| A | G | |
| I'm getting tired of your | dodgeball circus act |
| A G NC |
| Put pepper in my coffee, I forgot to bark on command |
| Bridge: | D | F | A | C | | D | F | G | A | |
| | D | F | A | C | | D | F | G | A | |
| (Riff) |
| If I were you I'd really run from me |
| I really really wish that I were you |
| I'd give this a crunchy |
| and drop a load on your head |
| This monster in me makes me wish you'd messed it, messed it up |
| A | G | |
| I've got my telescope | head in the haystack |
| A | G | |
| I'm getting tired of your | dodgeball circus act |
| A | |
| Put pepper in my coffee, I forgot to bark |
| A G NC |
| Put pepper in my coffee, I forgot to bark on command |
| Bridge: | D | F | A | C | | D | F | G | A | |
| | D | F | A | C | | D | F | G | A | |
| (you're mean, mean, mean |
| you tease, tease, tease me) |
| If I were you I'd really run from me |
| I'd really really wish that I were you |
| When I get loose I'll climb a tree |
| and drop a load on your head |
| This monster in me makes me retch, you messed it, messed it up |
| (you're mean, mean, mean |
| you tease, tease, tease me) |
| Do you smell jealousy? |
| Do you smell jealousy, jealousy, jealousy? |
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| csb1@engr.uark.edu | Chris Bray |
| cbray@comp.uark.edu |