| 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2 0 0 0 |
| 3 2 0 0 |
| x x x 3 |
| So for example the sequence is: |
| 5 | 5 | 5 | 6 | 5 | 5 | 5 | 6 | |
| 3 | 2 | 0 | 3 | E-chord 3 | 2 | 0 | 3 | B-chord |
| Please do not talk softly. When carr y ing your stick |
| Had I known how difficult this was going to be to explain I may never |
| have started :-) Anyway here we go. Hope you like it. |
| He Said, She Said Loudon Wainwright III |
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| Capo II |
| C#m | A | C#m | A | E | Monitor? Tbere it is. | |
| Lets talk about sex. |
| C#m | A | |
| She was trying to get him to | talk to her |
| C#m | A | E | |
| While they were d | oing the d | eed |
| C#m | A | |
| He said "Baby I'm the strong and the | silent type" |
| C#m | A | E | |
| She said "T | hat's not what I n | eed" |
| C riff E |
| "Please do not talk softly" she said |
| C riff B |
| "When carrying your stick" |
| C#m | A | |
| He said "Actions can speak | louder" |
| C#m | A | B | |
| She said " | It don't do the | trick" |
| C#m | A | |
| She was all over him in the | A.M. |
| C#m | A | E | |
| He said " | Baby you don't | understand |
| C#m | A | |
| Just about once a night | I'm alright |
| C#m | A | E | |
| But I'm | not much of a | morning man. |
| C riff E |
| I'm not quite awake yet |
| C riff B |
| I could use a cup" |
| C#m | A | |
| She said "How about a loving | spoonful darling? |
| C#m | A | E | |
| That | might get you | up" |
| Guitar Break |
| C riff E |
| C riff B |
| C#m | A | D | A | C#m | A | E | C#m | A | |
| The other night she was | biting him |
| C#m | A | E | |
| While they were | doing it in the | dark |
| C#m | A | |
| He said "What are you somekind of | vampire baby?" |
| C#m | A | E | |
| She said "I just | love to leave my | mark |
| C riff E |
| Maybe it's a tendency" |
| C riff B |
| "I hope it's just a phase" |
| C#m | A | |
| You can't be too | careful people |
| C#m | A | B | |
| With these | diseases these | days. |
| C#m | A | |
| She was trying to get him to | spank her |
| C#m | A | E | |
| She said "It | feels so | fine" |
| C#m | A | |
| He said "I'm not that kind of | man baby |
| C#m | A | B | |
| That's | where I draw the | line" |
| C riff E |
| Then she said "You can draw the line there |
| C riff B |
| You can draw a circle, draw a square. |
| C#m | A | |
| I don't mind a | parallelogram. |
| C#m | A | E | |
| Just | put your pencil | there! |
| C#m | A | |
| I don't mind a | rhomboid |
| C#m | A | E | |
| Just | put your pencil | there!" |
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| The opinions expressed are mine and not those of my employer. |