| B7 | E | D | |
| If I were a swan, I'd be | gone |
| E | D | |
| If I were a train, I'd be | late |
| E | C#7 | F# | B7 | E | B7 | |
| And | if I were a | good man, I'd | talk to you more | often than I | do |
| E | D | |
| If I were to sleep, I could | dream |
| E | D | |
| If I were afraid, I could | hide |
| E | C#7 | F# | B7 | E | B7 | |
| If I go ins | ane, | please don't put your | wires in my | brain |
| E | D | |
| If I were the moon, I'd be | cool |
| E | D | |
| If I were a book, I would | bend |
| E | C#7 | F# | B7 | E | B7 | |
| If I were a | good man, I'd | understand the | spaces between | friends |
| E | D | |
| If I were alone, I would | cry |
| E | D | |
| And | if I were with you, I'd be | home and dry |
| E | C#7 | F# | B7 | E | B7 | |
| And | if I go in | sane, will you | still let me | join in with the | game? |
| E | D | |
| If I were a swan, I'd be | gone |
| E | D | |
| If I were a train, I'd be | late again |
| E | C#7 | F# | B7 | E | |
| If I were a | good man, I'd | talk with you more | often than I | do |