| Bm/A | Bm/G# | |
| You see somebody naked a | nd you say "who is that man?" |
| G | Em | |
| You try so hard bu | t you just don't understand |
| D | F# | Bm | |
| Just what you will | say when you get | home |
| D | A | |
| B | ecause something is hap | pening here |
| Bm | G | Bm | |
| And you d | on't know what it is | , do you, Mister J | ones |
| You raise up your head and you ask "is this where it is?" |
| And somebody points to you and says "its his" |
| And you say "what's mine?" and somebody else says "well WHAT is" |
| And you say "oh my god - am i here all alone?" |
| But something is happening here |
| And you don't know what it is, do you, Mister Jones |
| You hand in you ticket and you go watch the geek |
| Who immediately walks up to you when he hears you speak |
| Saying "how does it feel to be such a freak?" |
| And you say "impossible" as he hands you a bone |
| And something is happening here |
| But you don't know what it is, do you, Mister Jones |
| Bm | Bm/A | |
| Y | ou have many contacts am | ong the lumberjacks |
| G | Bm | |
| To | get you facts when someone attacks your imagi | nation |
| Bm | Bm/A | |
| B | ut nobody has any respect, a | nyway they already expect you |
| G | Em | A | A7 | |
| T | o all give a check to t | ax-deductable charity organi | zation | s |
| You've been with the professors, and they all liked your looks |
| With great lawyers you have discussed lepers and crooks |
| You've read all of F. Scott Fitzgerald's books |
| You're very well read, its well known |
| But something is happening here |
| And you don't know what it is, do you, Mister Jones |
| Well, the swordswallower comes up to you and then he kneels |
| He crosses himself and he clicks his high heels |
| And without further notice he asks you how it feels |
| And he says "here is your throat back, thanks for the loan" |
| And you know something is happening |
| But you don't know what it is, do you, Mister Jones |
| Now you see this one-eyed midget saying the word "now" |
| And you say "for what reason?" and he says "how?" |
| And you say "what does this mean?" and he screams back "you're a cow! |
| Give me some milk - or else go home!" |
| And you KNOW somethings happening here |
| But you dont know what it is, do you, Mister Jones |
| Well, you walk into the room like a camel and then you frown |
| You put your eyes in your pocket and your nose on the ground |
| There oughtta be a law against you coming around |
| You should be made to wear earphones |
| Cause something is happening here |
| And you don't know what it is, do you, Mister Jones |
| Bm: x 2 2 4 4 3 2 Bm/Bb: x 1 2 4 4 3 2 |
| Bm/A: x 0 2 4 4 3 2 Bm/G#: 4 2 2 4 4 3 2 |
This song is from PJ's Guitar Chords & Lyrics site |