| A | D | |
| It was | Della and the Dealer and a dog named Jake and a | cat named Kalamazoo |
| C | F | D | A | |
| L | eft the city in a | pick-up truck. G | onna make some dreams come | true |
| A | D | |
| Well | they rolled out west where the wild sun sets and the | coyote bays at the |
| moon |
| C | F | D | A | |
| Della and the Dealer and a | dog named Jake and a | cat named Kalama | zoo |
| A | |
| If that | cat could talk what tales he'd tell |
| E | |
| About | Della and the Dealer and the dog as well |
| E | |
| But the | cat was cool |
| A | |
| And he never said a mum | blin' word |
| Down Tucson way there's an old cafe where they play a little cowboy tune |
| The guitar picker was a friend of mine by the name of Randy Boone |
| Well Randy played her a sweet love song and Della got a fire in her eye |
| The Dealer had a gun and the dog had a knife and the cat had a shot of rye |
| ~~chorus~~ |
| Well the Dealer was a killer; he was evil and mean and he was jealous of the |
| fire in her eye |
| He snorted his coke through a century note and he swore that Boone would die |
| Well the stage was set when the lights went out there was death in Tucson |
| town |
| Bodies ran for the bar back door, but one stayed on the ground |
| ~~chorus~~ |
| Two bodies ran from the bar that night and a dog and a cat ran too |
| The tires got hot on the pickup truck, as down the road they flew |
| It was Della and her lover and a dog named Jake and a cat named Kalamazoo |
| Left Tucson in a pickup truck. Gonna make some dreams come true |
| ~~chorus~~ (2x) |