If nose was running money Mike Snider
Well darlin' if I was a rich man I'd [E]prove my love to [A7]you.
I'd b[D]uy you a diamond ring and a [G]new fur coat or t[D]wo.
If my [D]nose was running money honey I'd [A]blow it all on [D]you.
If my [D]nose was running money, I'd [G]blow it all on [D]you.
I'd [D]buy you a Cadillac and a [E7]new Mercedes t[A7]oo.
I'd [D]build you that mansion [G]up on the mountaint[D]op.
If my [D]nose was running money but [A]honey it's s[D]not.
If my nose was running money, Let me tell you what I'd do.
I'd buy you a John Deere tractor and we'd get rid of that old gray mule.
I'd carry you down to the store and buy you a brand new pair shoes.
And you not have to be plowing bare footed the way you always do.
If my nose was running money, We could have anything we please.
The first time you wanted cash all I'd have to do is sneeze.
Why we'd be living high on the hog and the hog wouldn't be so lean.
If my nose was running money honey we'd be rollin' in the green.
It's a boo[G]ger of a problem that I g[D]ot. [G]
I wish my n[D]ose was running money but it's s[A]not
I'd [D]buy you a Cadillac and a [G]new Mercedes [D]too.
If my [D]nose was running money, I'd [A]blow it all on y[D]ou.
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you.