Saving Up Coupons Various Artists
To: email@example.com I'M SAVING UP COUPONS Recorded by J. E. Mainer Written by J. E. Mainer and Jimmie O'Neal The different cigar stores are giving away Hundreds and thousands of coupons each day You get good things for nothing and you bet your life You get things good-for-nothing 'cuz I got a wife. You can shut up a jack knife, you've all heard it said I'm sorry that I didn't get one instead Five million coupons is what my wife cost I'd give ten million more to get a divorce. I'm saving up coupons to get one of those Of coupon-eritis I'll die I suppose But a nice little casket the catalog shows I'm saving up coupons to get one of those. My brother got married and right off the reel He started to save for an automobile And the day that he got it, from smokin' he died His wife then got busy, no time did she lose Till some lucky boob hopped in poor brother's shoes And now every evening they both can be seen As they motor around in poor brother's machine. I'm saving up coupons to get one of those When I die my wife marries and riding she goes I hope when they're in it the darn thing explodes I'm saving up coupons to get one of those. My wife got the habit, she's saving a few She has sevnteen thousand nine hundred and two She wants a new hat and I don't know what for To get it she needs only three thousand more. We'd been married a year in a nice little flat And all that we have is a dog and a cat The lady next door is just chuck full of joy The stork came and left her a new baby boy. I'm saving up coupons to get one of those My wife is now making some cute baby clothes I don't know who told her but somehow she knows I'm saving up coupons to get one of those.
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