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Goodbye Squirrel-crd  Novelty

To The Tune Of Dixie Chicks "Goodbye Earl"
(Be very, very quiet)
(We are hunting, something)
    [C]Me and Harold Muffert were outdoors men [F]
  [C]Set in our backwoods ways [G]
  [C]Both members of the hunting club [F]
  Both activ[C]e in the NRA    (Nationa[G]l Re[C]dneck Association)
  [C]                                    [F]We scouted a location where we had no doubt
  [C]We’d kill the biggest buck in the world     (about a 34 poin[G]ter)
  [C]Harold waited in his tree-stand
  But all [C]he seen wa[G]s a squirrel. [C]
  [C]Thing ‘er two weeks since the season started [F]
  And neither one of us was amused [G]
  We had on real tree c[C]amo, high powered ammo [F]
  But no b[C]ig game to s[G]hoot [C]
  [C]Then we finally saw a deer as big as a horse [F]
  [C]Harold had him in his crosshairs (shoot him!) [G]
  But that squirre[C]l jumped off a branch above us [F]
  And lande[C]d in Harold’s hair    [G](What is that [C]thang, get it out!!)
  Harold fell off[Am] the stand
  On his head he[G] landed
  Like a wimp he[F] laid there and cried [C]
  Till I clim[Am]bed on down
  [G]Picked him up off the ground
  And it didn’[F]t take us long to decide [G]
  That squirrel had to die! [C] [F] [C]
  (ha ha ha ha ha ha ha)  Goodbye Squirrel! [G] [F]
  With black eyed peas     (mmm, m[C]mm, mmm)[F] [C]
  Your gonna taste good to me squirrel [G] [F]
  It’s you or me [C]
  Come on outta that[G] tree squirrel [F]
  Hey guess what [C] [F] [C]
                                      [G] [F] [C] [F] [C]Youâ€[F]™ve eaten your last nut squirrel
  [C]Me and Harold went down to the surplus store [F]
  [C]Bought a keg of dynamite [G]
  [C]                                    [F]Two baseball[C] bats and a case of[G] M 80’s we were[C] in for one heck of a fight
(we’ll show you!)
  [C]When your huntin with dumb and dumber [F]
  [C]Something surely bound to go wrong (now be careful) [G]
  And when Harold lit t[C]hat real short fuse [F]
  I k[C]new it wouldn’[G]t be long
  When the dynamite bl[Am]ew
  Harold’s foot di[G]d too
  [F]And fingers began to fly [C]
  We were barely ali[Am]ve when the game warden ‘rived [G]
  And much t[F]o our surprise [G]
  That squirrel didn’t die! [C] [F] [C]
  (ha ha ha ha ha ha) Goodbye squirrel! [G] [F]
    Just one more shot [C]
  [F]You’ll be in my crock[C] pot squirrel [G] [F]
  You’ll make a lunch [C] [F] [C]
  You overgrown chipmunk, squirrel [G] [F]
  I’ll skin your hide [C] [F] [C]
                                      [G] [F]And make a hat when it’s dried
  [C]Squirrel [F] [C] [G] [F] [C]

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