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How Do You Milk A Cow-crd  Novelty

[G]Yeah I was always a lazy one, a So[G]uthern Californian
But [F]I've got some kinfolk on th[C]e Mason Dixon line
[G]So this summer just for fun, I ho[G]pped in my Delorion
And[F] headed for my uncle's far[C]m for a short time
[Dm]I thought that I[Em] would be [F]huntin' and[G] fishin'
I mi[C]sunderstood him someho[F]w
[Dm]So far there's [Em]nothing but [F]chores here to [G]mention
I di[C]dn't mind fee[G]din' the sows
But ho[F]w do you milk a cow[G]?
How do you milk a [C]cow? I wasn't in F[F]FA
This cow must think I'm [G]crazy up u[C]nder it this way
I'm sittin' here a-p[F]ullin' but there ain't nothin'[C] comin out
G C C F (play 2x)
Oh, E-I-E-I-O... how do you milk a cow?
Verse 2:
I love it here in Tennesee, but these farmers all make fun of me
Can't haul much hay in a tiny sports car
So I got myself a 4-wheel drive, learned to spotlight deer at night
And I've got shearin' sheep right down to an art
One thing's for sure, I hate shovelin' manure
It gets all over my overalls
Them horses need shoein', I hear Bessie mooin'
So I thought, maybe I'd ask you all
[F]How do you milk a c[G]ow?
How do you milk a [C]cow? I think it's [F]safe to say
A man could get ar[G]rested f[C]or this in LA
This h[F]eifer must be empty 'cuz she a[C]in't puttin 'out
G C C F (play 2x)
Oh, E-I-E-I-O... how do you milk a cow?
(Spoken:) This song is an udder disaster... I hope I don't get mad cow disease.
How do you milk a co[C]w? I no longer ca[F]re
I'm gettin' sick and t[G]ired of sm[C]ellin' dairy air
I'm [F]headed back to Cali and I'm tu[C]rnin' in my plow
G C C F (play 2x)
Oh, E-I-E-I-O... how do you milk a cow?
(End by playing "Old MacDonald had a Farm" in key)

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