I Lobster but Never Flounder Pinkard & Bowden

[G]I was a cook and s[C]he was a waitress

[G]Down at the Salty D[D]og Seafood Caf[G]e

And s[G]omewhere 'tween the clam juice and the s[C]eaweed salad

S[G]ome little shrimp ju[D]st lured her a[G]way

CHORUS:

Oh I lo[G]bster and never flound[C]er

He w[G]rapped his line around her

And they d[D]rove off in his c[D7]arp

Oh I l[G]obster and never f[C]lounder

I o[G]ctopus his face in, he'll only b[D]reak her h[G]eart.

I said just squid and leave me for that piano tuna

If you want to trout something new

She was the bass I ever had, now my life has no porpoise

Oh my cod I love her yes I do

Chorus

Spoken: Frankly scallop, I don't give a clam

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