| C | F | G | C |
| HIS VERSE |
| C | |
| She don't like her eggs all runny |
| She thinks crossin' her legs is funny |
| F | |
| She | looks down her nose at money |
| C | |
| She | gets it on like the Easter Bunny |
| G | |
| She's my baby, I'm her honey |
| C | G | C | |
| I'm never gonna let her | go |
| HER VERSE |
| C | |
| He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays |
| I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies |
| F | |
| He | ain't too sharp but he gets things done |
| C | |
| Drinks his beer like it's oxygen |
| G | |
| He's my baby, And I'm his honey |
| C | G | C | |
| Never gonna let him | go |
| COMBO CHORUS |
| F | |
| In spite of | ourselves |
| C | |
| We'll end up a'sittin' on a | rainbow |
| G | |
| Against all | odds |
| C | G | C | |
| Honey, we're the big door | prize |
| F | |
| We're gonna | spite our noses |
| C | |
| Right off of our | faces |
| G | |
| There won't be nothin' but big old | hearts |
| C | G | C | |
| Dancin' in our | eyes. |
| HIS VERSE |
| C | |
| She thinks all my jokes are corny |
| Convict movies make her horny |
| F | |
| She | likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs |
| C | |
| Swears like a sailor when she shaves her legs |
| G | |
| She takes a lickin' but she keeps on tickin' |
| C | G | C | |
| I'm never gonna let her | go. |
| HER VERSE |
| C | |
| He's got more balls than a big brass monkey |
| He's a whacked out weirdo and a lovebug junkie |
| F | |
| He's sly as a fox and crazy as a loon |
| C | |
| When payday comes, he's howlin' at the moon |
| G | |
| But he's my baby. I don't mean maybe |
| C | G | C | |
| Never gonna let him | go |
| F | |
| In spite of | ourselves |
| C | |
| We'll end up a'sittin' on a | rainbow |
| G | |
| Against all | odds |
| C | G | C | |
| Honey, we're the big door | prize |
| F | |
| We're gonna | spite our noses |
| C | |
| Right off of our | faces |
| G | |
| There won't be nothin' but big old | hearts |
| C | G | F | C | |
| Dancin' in our | eyes. |
| Repeat chorus |
| G | |
| There won't be nothin' but big old | hearts |
| C | G | F | C | |
| Dancin' in our | eyes. |