| C | A7 | |
| I me | t an old f | riend in the bar the other night |
| D7 | |
| He got | a little drunk and he wanted to fight; |
| F | G | C | |
| He | jumped up and challeng | ed every | man in the room. |
| C | A7 | |
| And just about t | he time he got the words out |
| D7 | |
| An old | boy jumped up and closed his mouth |
| F | G | C | |
| An | d used his head fo | r a mop and his | butt for a broom. |
| C | A7 | D7 | G | C | |
| It was an | At | titude Adjust | ment, | I guess i | t was his first time. |
| C | A7 | D7 | G | |
| An attit | ude adju | stment, no | w he underst | ands just fine. |
| C (hit once) C7 (hit once)ÊÊ |
| He got bent out of shape, then he opened his mouth |
| F (hit once) D7 (hit once)ÊÊ |
| And just one appointment straightened him right out |
| C | A7 | D7 | G7 | C | |
| It was an | attitude | adjustment | --It'l | l w | ork every time. |
| Now I've got this big old Brother-in-law |
| And me and him just never did get along |
| Cause he just wasn't treating my sister nice. |
| He got drunk one night and started and beating me up |
| And I went and got a tire tool out of my truck |
| And straightened him out as cold as a block of ice. |
| It was an attitude adjustment and it'll work every time. |
| An attitude adjustment-I made him see the light. |
| Now he says I'm his kind of man, |
| He comes around me with his hat in his hand |
| It was an attitude adjustment; I cured his family pride. |
| Now my girl friend slapped me in the face |
| And I said "Darling, that was your first mistake". |
| And then she went wild and her eyes turned red. |
| She started breaking everything and screaming loud |
| And kicking me and cussing me out |
| And I gave her a little adjustment on the top of her head. |
| It was an attitude adjustment, Ah she loves on me all the time. |
| Just an attitude adjustment, She's got a whole new frame of mind. |
| She don't nag and I don't beg, We get along and like I said, |
| Just an attitude adjustment Ah, everything's just fine. |
| She called the cops to take me in |
| And I said "You'll never do it , Friend". |
| And they just smiled and said "Oh yes we will!". |
| Now sticks to the head and kicks to the shin |
| And several bites by Rin Tin Tin |
| And I couldn't wait to get into that jail. |
| It was an attitude adjustment, Oh I went along peacefully |
| Attitude adjustment, They made me clearly see |
| So my head is black and my legs are blue |
| And both knee caps are bit clean through |
| It was an attitude adjustment |
| Made my whole life look brand new. |
| YES, SIR. I UNDERSTAND JUST FINE--PERFECTLY |