| Intro: |
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| D | own the hall upstairs from from me |
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| There's | a girl I swear I never see |
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| I h | ear the ringing of her phone |
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| She m | ust live up there all alone |
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| She h | angs her clothes out on the line |
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| They're h | anging there right next to mine |
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| And i | f the wind should blow just right |
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| She co | uld be in my arms tonight |
| Chorus: |
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| We are the lo | nely - all to | gether |
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| All to | gether - we're all a | lone |
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| We are the lo | nely - all to | gether |
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| All t | ogether - we're all al | one |
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| The ca | shier at the Pump & Pay |
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| Knows e | verything's gonna be okay |
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| The a | ll night all right Rent-A-Cop |
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| Is a | cross the street at the Donut Shop |
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| The w | aitress waits with Whiskey Sour |
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| At the Si | ngle Mingle Happy Hour |
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| The o | ne man band begins to sing |
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| Acc | ompanied by a drum machine |
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| White divorced swinging male |
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| Seeks co | mpany to no avail |
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| Worthless ruthless toothless man |
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| Wants we | althy woman with a plan |
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| SWF with a PHD |
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| Seeks T | LC at the A&P |
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| GWM nice and trim |
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| Seeks S | -E-X at the G-Y-M |
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| Ugly man treats girls like dirt |
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| Wants b | uttons sewn upon his shirt |
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| DUI at the B-A-R |
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| Seeks | M-A-N with C-A-R |
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| Instrumental: |
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| Alone Alone Alone Alone.... |
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| Toothy gal with breasts so large |
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| Takes V | isa Amex Master Charge |
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| Dial | 1-900 Girls for Fun |
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| You lo | nely little hot dog bun. |
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| Straight but curious thirty-three |
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| Seeks sur | vivor of Wounded Knee. |
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| Farmer's nympho daughter Mose |
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| Want to do it till the cows come home | Fade... |