My Wife Who
[B]My life's in [G]jeopardy
[G]Murdered in cold blood is what I'm [E]gonna be
I [D]ain't been home since [Dsus4]Friday[D] night and [E]now my wife is comin' [B]after me
[C#m]Give me police protection,
Gonna [G]buy a gun so I can look after [E]number o[Esus4]ne[E]
[D]Give me a bodygua[Dsus4]rd, a bl[D]ack belt [G]Judo expert
With a [F#]machine gun.[F#7] [F] [F#7] [F]
[B]Gonna buy a tank and an [G]aeroplane
When she [G]catches up with me won't be no [E]time to[Esus4] explain[E]
She [D]thinks I've bee[Dsus4]n with[D] another woman and [E]that's enough
To send her half [B]insane[B] [A/B] [B]
[C#m]Gonna buy a fast car, put [G]on my lead boots and take a [E]long, long[Esus4] drive[E]
D Dsus4 D G F#....
I may end up spending all my money, but I'll still be alive.
[E]All I did was have a [F#]bit too much to drink
And I [B]picked the wrong [C#m]precinct[C#m] [B/C#m]
Got [E]picked up by the law and [F#]now I ain't got time to [B]think.
||: B | B A/B :||
(horn for guitar)
(repeat second verse)
And I'm oh, so tired of running
Gonna lay down on the floor
I gotta rest sometime
So I can get to run some more, yeah!