| Ab | Ab/G | Fm7 | |
| I'm | counting out | time, |
| Ab/Eb | C#7+ | |
| Got the | whole thing down by | numbers. |
| Ab/C | Bb | |
| All those | numbers! Give me | guidance! |
| Eb7 | Ab | |
| O | Lord I need that | now. |
| Ab/G | Fm7 | |
| The | day of judgement's | come, |
| Ab/Eb | C#7+ | |
| And you can | bet that I've been | resting, |
| Ab/C | Bb | |
| for this t | esting, di | gesting every |
| Eb7 | Ab | |
| word the experts | say. |
| F# | C#/F | Ab/Eb | |
| Erogenous | zones I | love | you. |
| B | F#/Bb | Ab7 | |
| Wi | thout you, what would a | poor boy do? |
| Ab7 | |
| Found a girl I wanted to date, |
| Thought I'd better get it straight. |
| Went to buy a book before it's too late. |
| Don't leave nothing to fate. |
| Ab7/Eb | Bb7 | C# | |
| I s | tudied every | line, every | page in the book, |
| D | D/C | Bb | |
| Now, I've got the | real thing here, I'm | gonna take a look, take a look. |
| Ab | Ab/G | Fm7 | |
| I'm | counting out | time, |
| Ab/Eb | C#7+ | |
| hoping it goes like I p | lanned it, |
| Ab/C | |
| 'cos I unders | tand it. |
| Bb | Eb7 | Ab | |
| Look! I've | found the hotspots, | Figures one to | nine. |
| Ab/G | Fm7 | |
| still | counting out | time, |
| Ab/Eb | C#7+ | |
| got my | finger on the | button, |
| Ab/C | Bb | |
| "Don't say | nothin' - just | lie there still |
| Eb7 | Ab | |
| And I'll | get you turned on just | fine." |
| F# | C#/F | Ab/Eb | |
| Erogenous | zones I | love | you. |
| B | F#/Bb | Ab7 | |
| Wi | thout you, what would a | poor boy do? |
| Ab7 |
| Touch and go with 1-6. |
| Bit of trouble in zone No. 7. |
| Gotta remember all of my tricks. |
| There's heaven ahead in No. 11! |
| Ab7/Eb | Bb7 | C# | |
| Getting | crucial res | ponses, di | lation of the pupils. |
| D | D/C | Bb | |
| " | Honey get | hip! It's | time to unzip, |
to unzip, zip, zip-a-zip-a-zip. Whipee!"
| ( Ab Ab/G Fm7 Ab/Eb C#7+ Ab/C Bb Eb7 Ab ) 2x |
| Ab | Ab/G | Fm7 | |
| I'm | counting out | time, |
| Ab/Eb | C#7+ | |
| re | action none to | happy, |
| Ab/C | |
| Please don't s | lap me, |
| Bb | Eb7 | Ab | |
| I'm a | red blooded male and the | book said I could not | fail. |
| Ab/G | Fm7 | |
| I'm | counting out | time, |
| Ab/Eb | C#7+ | |
| I got u | nexpected dist | ress |
| Ab/C | |
| from my | mistress, |
| Bb | Eb7 | Ab | |
| I'll get my | money back from the | bookstore right a | way. |
| F# | C#/F | Ab/Eb | |
| Erongenous | zones I | question | you |
| B | F#/Bb | Ab | |
| Wi | thout you, what would a | poor boy | do? |
| B | F#/Bb | Ab | |
| Wi | thout you, what would a | poor boy | do? |
| B | F#/Bb | Ab | C#m | |
| Wi | thout you, mankind | handkinds thru' the | blues. |
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