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| E | |
| You | must have seen, |
| Parties of Blockheads; |
| D | |
| With | blotched, |
| And lagered skin. |
| A | |
| Blockheads, |
| With food particles, |
| In their teeth, |
| E | |
| What a | horrible state, |
| D | A | |
| They're in. |
| Verse 2: |
| E | |
| They've got | womanly breasts, |
| Under pale mauve vests, |
| D | |
| Shoes like, |
| Dead pigs' noses. |
| A | |
| Cornflake packet jacket, |
| Catalogue trousers, |
| E | |
| A | mouth what never closes. |
| Verse 3: |
| E | |
| You | must have seen, |
| Blockheads, |
| In raucous teams, |
| D | |
| Dressed up after work. |
| A | |
| Who | screw their poor, |
| Old Eileens, |
| E | |
| Get | sloshed, |
| D | A | |
| And go berserk. |
| Verse 4: |
| E | |
| Rotary, |
| Accessory watches, |
| D |
| Hire-purchase, |
| Signet rings. |
| A | |
| A | beauty to, |
| The bully boys, |
| E | |
| No | lonely vestige, |
| D | A | |
| Clings. |
| Verse 5: |
| E | |
| Why | bother at all, |
| About Blockheads? |
| D | |
| Why | shouldn't they, |
| Do as they please? |
| A | |
| You know | if it came, |
| To a brainy game, |
| E | |
| You could | baffle, |
| D | A | |
| A Blockhead with ease. |
| Break: |
| D | |
| How would you like, |
| One puffing and blowing, |
| In your ear-hole? |
| E | |
| Or pissing in, |
| D | A | |
| Your swimming pool? |
| Interlude: |
| E, D A |
| Verse 6: |
| E | |
| Bigger brained Blockheads, |
| Often acquire; |
| D | |
| Black and orange cars. |
| A | |
| Premature ejaculation, |
| Drivers, |
| E | |
| Their | soft-top's, |
| D | A | |
| Got roll-bars. |
| Verse 7: |
| E | |
| "Fill her up", |
| They say to Blockheads, |
| D | |
| "Go on, | stick it, |
| Where it hurts". |
| A | |
| Their | shapeless haircuts, |
| Don't enhance; |
| E | |
| Their | ghastly, |
| D | A | |
| Patterned shirts. |
| Verse 8: |
| E |
| Why bother at all, |
| About Blockheads, |
| D | |
| Su- | perior as you are? |
| A | |
| You're | thoughtful and kind, |
| With a well-stocked mind, |
| E | |
| A | Blockhead can't, |
| D | A | |
| Think very far. |
| Break: |
| D | |
| Imagine finding one, |
| In your laundry basket, |
| E | |
| Banging nails, |
| D | A | |
| In your big black dog. |
| Solo: |
| E, D, A, D A |
| Verse 9: |
| E | |
| Why | bother at all, |
| About Blockheads? |
| D | |
| Why should | you, |
| Care what they do? |
| A | |
| 'Cos | after all, |
| Is said and done' |
| E | D | A | |
| You're a Blockhead too. |
| Break: |
| (Instrumental): |
| D, E, D A |
| Outro: |
| E | |
| Blockheads, |
| Blockheads, |
| D | |
| Blockheads, |
| Blockheads, |
| A | |
| Blockheads, |
| Blockheads, |
| E | |
| Blockheads, |
| D | A | |
| Blockheads. |
| E | |
| Blockheads, |
| Blockheads. |
| (Repeat to Fade) |
| CHORD DIAGRAMS: |
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| E | D | A |
| EADGBE | EADGBE | EADGBE | |
| 022100 | xx0232 | x02220 |
| Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2006 |
| (clumsyband@hotmail.com) |
| END |
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