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|--14~--/---------------9-10-12---/--------12-10-12\5~---|
|-------/-----------9-11----------/----------------------|
|-------/----9-11-12--------------/----------------------|
|-------/--12-----keyboard--------/----------------------|
|-------/-------------------------/----------------------|
|-------/----------------------9--/--12--9-----------|
|--14~--/---------------9-10-12---/--------12-10-9~--|
|-------/-----------9-11----------/------------------|
|-------/----9-11-12--------------/------------------|
|-------/--12-----keyboard--------/------------------|
|-------/-------------------------/------------------|
|--------9--10-12--14-15~--------------12--14-16-17~---19~--|
|--10--12---------------------12-14--15---------------------|
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|-------7---9------7--9--7----------7---9------7--9--7--7--7--7--7~--5~--4~--|
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| JOHN PEBBLE OF STYX ENTERPRISES |
| You don't gewt paid till the last one's well on his way. |
| It's important that we keep to schedule, there must be no delay." |
| MARK HALL OF STYX ENTERPRISES (OTHERWISE KNOWN AS 'THE WINKLER') |
|-----0-----0-----------------|
|----1-----1------1h3---1h3---|
|--2-----4----4-2-----2-----2-| x 6
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|-----------------------------|
| | Am | Dm |
| "I r | epresent a firm of gentlem | en who recently purchased this |
| | Am | G | Dm |
| h | ouse and all the | others in the r | oad, |
| | Am | Dm | Am | G | Dm |
| In the | interest of humanity we've f | ound a better place for you to | go-g | o-g | o." |
| B--10-10--| x16 (turn volume from 0 gradually up 8 times, and then again) |
| "Oh no, this I can't believe, |
| Oh Mary, they're asking us to leave." |
| (hardly detectable guitar on last bit) |
| I've told you before, 's good many gone if we let them stay. |
| You can squeeze a little grease and our troubles will soon runaway." |
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|-----------0--|
|-----1--------| x 12
|----2--2--2--2|
|--0-----0-----|
|--------------|
| | A | E |
| " | After all this time, they ask us to l | eave, |
| | A | E |
| And I t | old them we could pay double the r | ent. |
|-----------7--|
|-----7--------|
|----7--7--7--7| x 6
|--0-----0-----|
|--------------|
|--------------|
| | D | C |
| | I don't know why it seemed so f | unny, |
| | Bm | A |
| | Seeing as how they'd take more m | oney. |
|--------------|
|-----------0--|
|-----1--------| x 12
|----2--2--2--2|
|--0-----0-----|
|--------------|
| | A | E |
| | The winkler called again, he came here this m | orning, |
| | A | E |
| with four h | undred pounds and a photograph of the place he has fo | und. |
|-----------7--|
|-----7--------|
|----7--7--7--7| x 6
|--0-----0-----|
|--------------|
|--------------|
| | D | C |
| | A block of flats with central he | ating. |
| | Bm | Am |
| | I think we're going to find it h | ard." |
| (no guitar, except for last bit) |
| I've always said that cash cash cash can do anything well. |
| When a flash of intuition is a gift that helps you |
|-----0-----0-----------------|
|----1-----1------1h3---1h3---|
|--2-----4----4-2-----2-----2-| x 6
|-----------------------------|
|-----------------------------|
|-----------------------------|
| | Am | Dm |
| "H | ere we are in Harlow New Town, did you r | ecognise your block |
| | Am | G | Dm |
| across the sq | uare, | over th | ere, |
| | Am | Dm |
| | Sadly since last time we spoke, we've fo | und we've had to raise the |
| | Am | G | Dm |
| rent ag | ain, | just a b | it." |
| B--10-10--| x16 (turn volume from 0 gradually up 8 times, and then again) |
| "Oh no, this I can't believe |
| Oh Mary, and we agreed to leave." |
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|-------------------------------------10~---12(13)12(13)12-10~--|
|-----------------------7~---7(9)7(9)7--------------------------|
|--7-7-7~---9(10)9(10)-9----------------------------------------|
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|--12-----------------------------------------------|
|---13----------------------------------------------|
|----14---------------------------------------------|
|-----15p14-15-12-14-9-10--12~--10~--9~--9~--12~~~--|
|---------------------------------------------------|
|---------------------------------------------------|
| (flute & keyboard arranged for guitar, I.E. sometimes hard to play) |
|-----------------------------------17-15-14-12---------------------------|
|--14--12-14--12-15---14--12-14--12--------------15-14-15--14---12-14-15--|
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|--11-12-14--15--------10-12--13--11--10---15--13-15-15~---------|
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|-----------------------------------13--12-10-12--10----10---------|
|--13--12-13--12-15---13--12-13--12-----------15--13-13-----13-11--|
|----------------------------------------------------15-14--12-10--|
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|--10--------------------------10-11-10-------10h11p10------10--|
|--10-12-10-9----------9-10-12----------12----------9-10-12-----|
|-----14-12---12-10-12------------------------11-12-------------|
|-------------------14~--------------13~------------------------|
|---------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------12--12//--|
|--11-10----13-14~----|
|--------12-----------|
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| 18/9/2012 T.V. FLASH ON ALL DIAL-A-PROGRAM SERVICES |
| | Dm | Am | Bb | F |
| | This is an ann | ouncement from Gen | etic Contr | ol: |
| | G | Gm | A | Gm |
| "It is m | y sad | duty to inf | orm you of a f | our foot restriction on |
| EXTRACT FROM CONVERSATION OF JOE ORDINARY IN LOCAL PUBORAMA |
| (guitar strums chord on high frets) |
| | Dm | Am | Bb | F | G |
| "I h | ear the dir | ectors of Gen | etic Contr | ol have been b | uying all the |
| | Gm | A | Gm | C | A |
| pr | operties that have r | ecently been s | old, taking r | isks oh so b | old. |
| | Dm | Am | Bb | F | G |
| It's s | aid now that p | eople will be sh | orter in h | eight, they can f | it |
| | Gm | A | Gm |
| twice as m | any in the s | ame building s | ite. |
| | C | A |
| (they s | ay it's alr | ight), |
| | Dm | Am | Bb | F |
| Beg | inning with the t | enants of the t | own of Harl | ow, |
| | G | Gm | A | Gm | C | A |
| in the int | erest of hum | anity, they've been t | old they must | go-g | o-g | o-go." |
| SIR JOHN DE PEBBLE OF UNITED BLACKSPRINGS INTERNATIONAL |
| "I think I've fixed a new deal |
| A dozen properties--we'll buy at five and sell at thirty four, |
| Some are still inhabited, |
| It's time to send the winkler to see them, |
| he'll have to work some more." |
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|------7--9---------7--9---------7--9--------7--9---7~--|
|-----------9------------9------------9-----------9-----|
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| MEMO FROM SATIN PETER OF ROCK DEVELOPMENT LTD. |
| | G | Dm | C | Am | F#m | E |
| With l | and in your h | and, you'll be h | appy on | earth | | |
| Then invest in the Church for your heaven. |
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| 7~ hold (longer than other notes) |
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