| C# | 446664 | |
| D | 000232 |
| Dm7 xx0211 |
| Ebdim7 xx1212 |
| E 022100 |
| F# | 244322 | |
| G | 320033 |
| G# | 466544 | |
| A | 002220 or 577655 |
| B 224442 or 799877 |
| A | |
| Hot wax drippin' |
| Honey what do you say |
| I got a brand new record |
| That I gotta play |
| She said not now boy |
| But I did anyway |
| D | G | |
| And I'm | ready, so | ready |
| A | |
| Lip smackin' paddy wackin' |
| Walkin' the street |
| I got a rag top chevy |
| Now I'm back on my feet |
| I get an EMHO woody |
| When I sit in the seat |
| D | G | |
| Cause I'm | ready, so | ready |
| A | |
| I got a girlfriend with the hoochy-coochy eyes |
| Ebdim7 | |
| ' | Cause in the pink she looks so fine |
| Dm7 | |
| She got the cracker jack now all I want's the prize |
| A (Figure 1 - see bottom) |
| YEAH |
| A | |
| I know these hookers down on 42nd street, but |
| Ebdim7 | |
| I'll-gotten booty's not my style |
| Dm7 | |
| I'll take a rain check 'til I get back on my feet |
| A(Figure 1) |
| YEAH |
| 'Cause I'm |
| E | A | |
| Alr | ight |
| Your momma says I'm |
| D | G | |
| Alr | ight |
| Your daddy says I'm |
| E | A | |
| Alr | ight |
| And my old lady says I'm |
| D | G | |
| Alr | ight |
| Whip crackin' floozy |
| Way outta control |
| She got a new kinda jelly |
| In her jelly roll |
| I got the right key baby |
| But the wrong keyhole |
| And I'm ready, so ready |
| I'm a red hot pistol |
| And I'm ready to fight |
| I'm a 38 special |
| On a Saturday night |
| I'm gonna kiss your boo-boo honey |
| Make it alright |
| 'Cause I'm ready, so ready |
| I got a cruiser with a bimbo on the dash |
| It kinda keeps my ass in line |
| One little french kiss honey that's my kinda trash |
| HONEY |
| My brand new baby's lookin f-i-n-e FINE |
| The sun is shinin' every day |
| Ain't got no rubbers now it's rainin' all the time |
| HONEY |
| But I'm |
| Alright |
| My little sister says I'm |
| Alright |
| Ohh my brother thinks I'm |
| Alright |
| And my old lady knows I'm |
| Alright |
| E | B | F# | |
| I feel like I'm hung up on the l | ine |
| C# | G# | |
| I'd die for you but we were partners | in the crime |
| B | F# | C# | |
| Everything about you is so | f-i-n-e- | FINE |
| G# | |
| Let's put our clothes back on |
| A | |
| And | by the way girl |
| B | A | |
| What's your name ag | ain? |
| But I'm |
| Alright |
| You're daddy says I'm |
| Alright |
| And Tipper thinks I'm |
| Alright |
| And Joe Perry says I'm |
| Alright |
| Pitched my tent |
| In the pouring rain |
| I got a back seat lover |
| That's callin' my name |
| She gonna blow my cover |
| She's hot as a flame |
| But I'm ready, so ready |
| I shove my tongue |
| Right between your cheeks |
| I haven't made love now |
| For twenty-five weeks |
| I hear that your so tight |
| Your lovin' squeaks |
| And I'm ready, so ready |
| YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH |
| Figure 1: |
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