

| E | E7 | |
| Mean Mr Mustard sleeps | in the park |
| E | |
| Shaves in the | dark, trying to save paper |
| B | B7 | C7 | Db7 | D7 | |
| Sleeps in a hole in the road |
| D | D7 | Db7 | C7 | B7 | |
| Saving up to buy his new clothes |
| B | |
| Keeps a ten bob note up his nose |
| E | C7 | B7 | E | C7 | B7 | |
| Such a | mean old | man | , | mean old | man |
| E | E7 | |
| His sister Pam works | in a shop |
| E | |
| She never | stops she's a go-getter |
| B | B7 | C7 | Db7 | D7 | |
| Takes him out to look at the Queen |
| D7 | Db7 | C7 | B7 | |
| Only place that he's ever bee | n |
| Always shouts out something obscene |
| E | C7 | B7 | E | C7 | B7 | |
| Such a | dirty old | man | , | dirty old | man |
| B7 C7 Db7 D A E, D A E |
| E | E7 | |
| Mean Mr Mustard sleeps | in the park |
| E | |
| Shaves in the | dark, trying to save paper |
| B | |
| Sleeps in a hole in the road B7 C7 Db7 D7 |
| Saving up to buy his new clothes D7 Db7 C7 B7 |
| Keeps a ten bob note up his nose |
| E | C7 | B7 | E | C7 | B7 | |
| Such a | mean old | man, | mean old | man |
| E | E7 | |
| His sister Pam works | in a shop |
| E | |
| She never | stops she's a go-getter |
| B | |
| Takes him out to look at the Queen B7 C7 Db7 D7 |
| Only place that he's ever been D7 Db7 C7 B7 |
| Always shouts out something obscene |
| E | C7 | B7 | E | C7 | B7 | |
| Such a | dirty old | man, | dirty old | man |
| B7 C7 Db7 D A E, D A E |