

| E | D | A | E | |
| Well, you should | see | Polythene | Pam |
| D | A | E | |
| She's so good l | ooking but she | looks like a | man |
| G | B | |
| Well, you should se | e her in drag, dressed in her | polythene bag |
| C | D | E | |
| Yes, you should | see | Polythene | Pam. |
| C | D | E | |
| Yeah, | yeah, | yeah |
| D/E A E (x 2) |
| Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt |
| She's killer diller when she's dressed to the hilt |
| She's the kind of a girl that makes the _News of the World_ |
| Yes, you could say she was attractively built. |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah |
| D/E A E (x2) |
| D A E (x 9?) |
| (Geez, while I'm at it, here's She Came in through the Bathroom Window. |
| Same source:) ltrics corrected by Charlie_Gibbs@mindlink.bc.ca |
| A | D | |
| She came in through the bathroom | window |
| A | F#m | D | |
| protected | by a silver | spoon |
| A | F#m | D | |
| But now she | sucks her thumb and | wonders |
| D7 | A | |
| by the | banks of her own lagoon |
| A | Dm | |
| Didn't anybody tell | her? |
| A | Dm | |
| Didn't anybody see? |
| G7 | C | |
| Sunday's on the phone to | Monday |
| G7 C (go to 2/4 for the C) |
| Tuesday's on the phone to me |
| She said she'd always been a dancer |
| Worked in fifteen clubs a day |
| And though I thought I knew the answer |
| Well, I knew but I could not say |
| So I quit the police department |
| and got myself a steady job |
| And though she tried her best to help me |
| she could steal but she could not rob |
| Chorus |
| (Hope this isn't too far wrong) |
| Martin (Ted) Hermary |
| Department of Sociology |
| McGill University |
| Montreal, Quebec, Canada |
| e-mail: czth@musica.mcgill.ca |