

| A | F#m | D | |
| She came in | through the bathroom wi | ndow |
| A | F#m | D | |
| Protected by | a silver sp | oon |
| A | F#m | D | |
| But now she sucks | her thumb and won | ders |
| A | |
| By the banks of her own lagoon |
| Dm | A | |
| Didn't anybody t | ell her? |
| Dm | |
| Didn't anybody s | ee? |
| G7 | C | C/B | |
| Su | nday's on the phone to Mond | ay |
| G7 | C | A | |
| Tu | esday's on the phone to | me |
| F#m | D | A | |
| She said she'd always | been a da | ncer |
| F#m | D | A | |
| She worked in fifteen | clubs a d | ay |
| F#m | D | |
| And though she thought | I knew the a | nswer |
| A | |
| Well, I knew but I could not say |
| F#m | D | A | |
| And so I quit | the police depa | rtment |
| F#m | D | A | |
| And got | myself a steady j | ob |
| F#m | D | |
| And though she | tried her best to h | elp me |
| F#m | A | |
| She could steal | but she could not rob |
| Dm | A | |
| Didn't anybody t | ell her? |
| Dm | |
| Didn't anybody s | ee? |
| G7 | C | C/B | |
| Su | nday's on the phone to Mond | ay |
| G7 | C | A | |
| Tu | esday's on the phone to | me oh y | ea |