| B - - - | - - A - | G - F - | E - - - | E7 - - - | D - - - | D7 - - - |
| | C | D |
| | See how they run like pigs from a gun see how | they fly |
| Expert texpert choking smokers don't you think the joker laughs at you? |
| See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied |
| A A/G D/F# (2x023x) Famj7 G A A/G |
| Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come |
| | F |
| | Corporation tee shirt stupid bloody Tuesday man |
| | B |
| | you've been a naughty boy you let your face grow long |
| Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye |
| Crab a locker fishwife pornographic priestess boy |
| you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down |
| Semolina pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower |
| Element'ry penguin singing Hare Krishna. Man |
| you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe |