

| G | Bm | Em | |
| I read the | news today oh | boy |
| C | Em | Am | Cmaj7 | Cadd9 | Cmaj7 | |
| About a | lucky man who | made the grade |
| G | Bm | Em | |
| And though the | news was rather | sad |
| C | F | Em | |
| Well I | just had to laugh |
| C | F | Em | Cmaj7 | |
| I saw the | photograph |
| G | Bm | Em | |
| He blew his | mind out in a | car |
| He didn't notice that the lights had changed |
| A crowd of people stood and stared / They'd seen his face before |
| Em C.... |
| Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords |
| I saw a film today oh boy / The English Army had just won the war |
| A crowd of people turned away / But I just had to look |
| Having read the book.... |
| C | Bm | G | Am7 | Em | |
| I'd love to | turn.... | you.... | on.... |
| (stays on Em for awhile then goes to E-major) |
| E | A | |
| Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my | head |
| E | |
| Found my way downstairs and drank a cup |
| And looking up, I noticed I was late |
| E | A | |
| Found my coat and grabbed my hat, made the bus in seconds | flat |
| E | |
| Found my way upstairs and had a smoke |
| And somebody spoke and I went into a dream |
| C | G | D | C | E | C | G | D | C | |
| Ahhh | .... |
| E | D | C | D | G | |
| I heard the news today oh boy / Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire |
| And though the holes were rather small / They had to count them all |
| Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall |
| I'd love to turn... you... on... |
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