| E | |
| Well I w | ake up this morning I rolled out of bed |
| A | |
| I f | elt like a dog who's been kicked in the head |
| B | |
| Ch | ecked out my mail there was letter that read |
| E | |
| Love for sale, love for sale |
| E | |
| I p | icked up the phone I called everyone I could |
| A | |
| I let my f | ingers do the walking through the telephone book |
| B | |
| You c | an't catch a fish if you ain't got the hook |
| E | |
| Love for sale, love for sale |
| A | |
| S | end up a signal throw me a line |
| E | |
| S | omebody explain "this funny Valentine" |
| A | |
| It m | ight not be signal but it sure ain't a crime |
| B | |
| I'm | one step from crazy and two steps behind |
| E | |
| I called | Lt. Columbo from my TV set |
| A | |
| I've tried the D | ating Game I haven't found her yet |
| B | |
| I'm h | oping that she's looking like a Penthouse Pet |
| E | |
| Love for sale, love for sale |
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| E | |
| We've been li | ving together 3 years, |
| A | |
| 2 h | ours, 20 minutes maybe four houndred beers |
| B | |
| You c | an't shop for love when you're shopping at Sears |
| E | |
| Love for sale, love for sale |
| E | |
| I guess I | 've learnt my lesson it was easy to see |
| A | |
| M | y old lady she played this joke on me |
| B | |
| I never looked where I forgot it would be |
| E | |
| Love for sale, love for sale |