| A | D | E | A | |
| BACK IN THE | GARAGE WITH MY | BULL*** D | ETECTOR |
| A | D | E | A | |
| CARBON MON | OXIDE MAKING | SURE IT'S EFFEC | TIVE |
| D | A/C# | Bm | A | |
| PEOPLE RINGING U | P MAKING | OFFERS FOR MY | LIFE |
| D | A/C# | Bm | A | |
| BUT | I JUST WANNA | STAY IN THE | GARAGE ALL | NIGHT |
| A | E | D | C#m | |
| WE'RE A GARAGE BAN | D | AH.. | .. |
| A | E | D | C#m | B | D | C#m | E | |
| WE | COME FROM GARAGE | LAND | AH. | .. |
| MEANWHILE THINGS ARE HOTTING UP IN THE WEST END |
| ALRIGHT |
| CONTRACTS IN THE OFFICES, GROUPS IN THE NIGHT |
| MY BUMMIN' SLUMMIN' FRIENDS HAVE ALL GOT NEW BOOTS |
| AN' SOMEONE JUST ASKED ME IF THE GROUP WOULD |
| WEAR SUITS |
| I DON'T WANNA HEAR ABOUT WHAT THE RICH ARE DOING |
| I DON'T WANNA GO TO WHERE THE RICH ARE GOING |
| THEY THINK THEY'RE SO CLEVER, THEY THINK THEY'RE |
| SO RIGHT |
| BUT THE TRUTH IS ONLY KNOWN BY GUTTERSNIPE: |
| A | A | B | A | B | |
| THERE'S TWENTY-TWO SINGERS! |
| A | A | B | A | B | |
| BUT ONE MICROPHONE |
| E | D | A | A | B | A | B | |
| BACK IN THE | GARAGE |
| A | A | B | A | B | |
| THERE'S FIVE GUITAR PLAYERS | ! |
| A | A | B | A | B | |
| BUT ONE GUITAR |
| E | D | A | A | B | A | B | |
| BACK IN THE | GARAGE |
| A | A | B | A | B | |
| COMPLAINTS! COMPLAINTS | ! |
| A | A | B | A | B | |
| WOT AN OLD BAG |
| E | D | |
| BACK IN THE | GARAGE |
| E | D | A | |
| BACK IN THE | GARAGE |
| ALL NIGHT |