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| When I was small I believed in Santa Claus |
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| 'Though I knew it was my dad |
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| And I would hang up my stocking at Christmas |
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| Open my presents and | I'd be glad |
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| But the last time I | played Father Christmas |
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| I stood outside a dep | artment store |
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| A gang of kids came over and mugged me |
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| They knocked my reindeer | to the floor |
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| And said F | ather | Christmas | give us some | money |
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| Don't mess a | round with those | silly t | oys |
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| We'll | beat you | up if you | don't hand it | over |
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| We want your b | read so don't m | ake us ann | oyed |
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| Give all the t | oys | - |
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| to the little rich b | oys |
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| Don't give my brother a Steve Austin outfit |
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| Don't give my sister a c | uddly toy |
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| We d | on't want a jigsaw or monopoly money |
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| We only want the r | eal Macoy |
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| Father | Christmas | give us the | money |
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| We'll beat you | up if you m | ake us anno | yed |
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| Father | Christmas | give us some | money |
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| Don't mess | around with th | ose silly t | oys |
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| But give my daddy a | job 'cos he needs one |
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| He's got lots of m | ouths to feed |
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| And if you've got one I'll have a machine gun |
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| So I can scare all the | kids on the street |
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| Father C | hristmas g | ive us some m | oney |
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| We've got no t | ime for your s | illy | toys |
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| We'll | beat you | up if you d | on't hand it | over |
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| We want your | bread so don't m | ake us an | noyed |
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| Give all the t | oys | - |
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| to the little rich b | oys |
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| Have yourself a merry merry Christmas |
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| Have yourself a | good time |
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| But remember the kids who got nothing |
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| While you're drinking d | own your wine |
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| Father C | hristmas g | ive us some m | oney |
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| We've got no t | ime for your s | illy | toys |
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| father C | hristmas pl | ease hand it o | ver |
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| We'll beat you u | p so don't | make us a | nnoyed |
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| Father C | hristmas g | ive us some m | oney |
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| Dont mess a | round with those si | lly t | oys |
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| We'll | beat you | up if you d | ont hand it ov | er |
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| We want your | bread so don't m | ake us an | noyed |
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| Give all the to | ys | - to the little rich b | oys |
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