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| Intro |
| ***** |
| A, E, D (x6) |
| 1st verse |
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| He | thought he was drunk | as can be |
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| New white skinny rebel w | as he |
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| Because he | knew what matter | ed |
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| It's all | in the clatter | of the band's he'd | seen |
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| His words with wisd | om would shock |
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| Whether he meant | them or not |
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| He'd save the worl | d |
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| All the bo | ys and the girls |
| E | |
| But another sing | le's all he'd be |
| Chorus (x2) |
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| A | |
| That's sad |
| That's right |
| E | |
| Another night |
| D | E | |
| Of someone else' | s fantasy |
| 2nd verse |
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| (Same chords as 1st verse) |
| He thought he was cool with his tunes |
| He practiced the nack in his room |
| And in the evening he'd d.j. |
| With the slider at plus eight |
| Believing that at his feet we swoon |
| Now he is always there in the queue |
| While down on the dance floor it's you |
| And when he starts playing |
| You don't notice that these aren't his tunes |
| Chorus (x4) |
| *********** |
| 3rd verse |
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| He thought he could measure the world |
| Because he loved the flag when unfurled |
| First he's a lawyer excellent debater |
| You should have heard the mud he hurled |
| Now you've seen his face on t.v. |
| Leading parlimentary |
| When he makes decisions |
| That meet your derision |
| He reminds us all that we're free |
| Chorus (x4) |
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