|---0-2-3-2-0-2-3---0-2-3-2-0-2-3---0-2-3-2-0-2-3---0-2-3-2-0-2-3------|
|-0---------------0---------------1---------------1--------------------|
|---------------------------------------------------------------------'|
|---------------------------------------------------------------------'|
|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-17b---------------------------------------------------17b------------|
|------------19----0-0--0--0----0-0--0--0----0-0--0--0------0-0--0--0--|
|------------------0-0--0--0----0-0--0--0----0-0--0--0------0-0--0--0--|
|------------------9-9--9--9----5-5--5--5----5-5--5--5------5-5--5--5--|
|------------------7-7--7--7----3-3--3--3----7-7--7--7------3-3--3--3--|
|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------------------------0--0--0--------|
|-0-0--0--0----0-0--0--0-----0-0--0--0------------------0--0--0--------|
|-0-0--0--0----0-0--0--0-----0-0--0--0------------------0--0--0--------|
|-5-5--5--5----9-9--9--9--\5-5-5--5--5------5-----------2--2--2---2--2-|
|-3-3--3--3----7-7--7--7-----3-3--3--3--3-3-3---3----------------------|
|--------------------------------------------------3-2-----------------|
|--17b-----------3--3---2--0--------0-------------|
|-------1-1------3--3---3--0--15pb--0-------------|
|-------0-0------4--4---3--0--------0-------------|
|-------2-2-2----5--5---------------2-------------|
|----------------5--5---------------2-------------|
|-------3-3------3--3---------------0-------------|
| | Em | C | G | Em |
| | Big man, pig man, | ha ha charade you | are | |
| | C | G | Em |
| You well heeled big wheel, | ha ha charade you | are | |
| | C | G |
| And | when your hand is on your | heart |
| | A7 |
| | You're nearly a good laugh, almost a joker |
| With your head down the pigbin saying keep on digging |
| | Am7 |
| | Pig stain on your fat chin |
| What do you hope to find down in the pig mine |
| You're nearly a laugh, you're nearly a laugh |
| | Em | C | Em | D | Em | D | Em | D | Em | D |
| But you really a | cry___ | ___ | | | | | | | | |
| | Em | C | G | Em |
| | Bus stop rat bag, | ha ha charade you | are | |
| | C | G | Em |
| You fucked up old hag, | ha ha charade you | are | |
| | C | G |
| | You radiate cold shafts of broken | glass |
| | A7 |
| | You're nearly a good laugh, almost worth a quick grin |
| You like the feel of steel, you're hot stuff with a hat pin |
| | Am7 |
| | And good fun with a hand gun |
| You're nearly a laugh, you're nearly a laugh |
| | Em | C | Em | D | Em | D | Em | D | Em | D |
| But you're really a | cry___ | ___ | | | | | | | | |
| | Em | D | Em | D | Em | D | Em | D | Em | D | Em | D | Em | D | Em | D |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | C Bb C Bb C Bb C Bb C Bb C Bb Em .... |
| | Em | C | Em | C | Em | C | Em | C | Em | C | Em | C | Em | C | Em | C | G | Em |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | Hey you, Whitehouse, | ha ha charade you | are | |
| | C | G | Em |
| You house proud town mouse, | ha ha charade you | are | |
| | C | G |
| You're | trying to keep our feeling off the | street |
| | Am |
| | You're nearly a real treat, all tight lips and cold feet |
| .......! .......! .......! .......! |
| You gotta stem the evil tide and keep it all on the inside |
| Mary, you're nearly a treat, Mary, you're nearly a treat |
| | Em | C | Em | D | Em | D | Em | D | Em | D |
| But you're really a | cry__ | ___ | | | | | | | | |
| Solo ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ |
|-12------------12----12----12---------12-------12--------------12--12-12--|
|-15b-----------15b---15b---15b--------15b----------15pb--------15b----15b-|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-12-12---12----14---14---14---14\-------15------------15b--12--15/17--17b-|
|----15b--15b---17b--17b--17b--17\---12------------12-------12-------------|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-17/19-19b-----19--17--17\15--17/19--17--15--14--15--14------14-----------|
|---------------------------------------------------------17-----17--15----|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------12-------------------------------------------------------|
|-15--14-13\12-15----12h13p12-----12---------------------------------------|
|------------------------------14---14b--------12--14--14pb-p12---14-12----|
|---------------------------------------------------------------14------14-|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|------15-15-----15b----15----------12-----------------------------0-----0-|
|-x-x-----14b----14b----14p12---14--12-----------------------------0---x-0-|
|--------------------------------------14--12------------------------------|
|------------------------------------------12--14\12p10--12p10-------------|
|--------------------------------------------------------------12----------|
|---------------------------3-----3------3-------5---5\3------/12--12------|
|-------------------------------------------------------------/12-----12---|
|-2b---2b---2b------0--2/4----/4----/4------4/6------6\4---4---------------|
|----------------2---------------------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-15p12-7--15p12-7--15p12-7--15p12-7---15b------------15--14--14b----14-12-|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-12-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
|----15b-----15p12----12-12------------------------------------------------|
|------------------14-------14pb--12-14p12----12---------------------------|
|------------------------------------------14----14-13-12----12------------|
|---------------------------------------------------------14----14--10--12-|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------------12----15-----------------------|
|-12----------12-------14-14b----------15b--15b--------15b--12--15-----15\-|
|-12----------12---14--14-14b--14--12--------------------------------------|
|----14p12-----------------------------------------------------------------|
|----------14--------------------------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|---------------14---------14-------14-------------------------------------|
|-x-15--15---------14----------15-------14---------------------------------|
|-----------14---------14---------14--------14b----0-14b-12-14--12b--------|
|-------------------------------------------------------------------14-----|
|----------------------------------------------------------------------14\-|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|----------x---------------------------------------------------------------|
|--0--15------15-----------15----------------------------------------------|
|--0--14b-----14b--12--12-----12--14--14b--14pb--12----14-12---------------|
|--0------------------------------------------------14-------14-12---------|
|------------------------------------------------------------------12\-10--|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|---------|----------------------------------------------------------------|
|---------|12--12--12--12--12--12-12--12---12-12--12-0-----12--0---12---12-|
|---------|12--12--12--12--12--12-12--12---12-12--12---0---12----0-12---12'|
|---------|---------------------------------------------------------------'|
|-12p10---|----------------------------------------------------------------|
|-------12|----------------------------------------------------------------|
|--15p12----15p12----15p12----15p12----15p12----15p12----15p12-----15p12---|
|--------12-------12-------12-------12-------12-------12-------12--------12|
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------'|
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------'|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| b= bend up one full tone (unless otherwise noted) |
| pb= Pre bend up one full tone (unless otherwise noted) |