d--0-0-10-12---0-0-10-12--14-12-10-
A--0-0-10-12---0-0-10-12--14-12-10- (repeat)
D--0-0-10-12---0-0-10-12--14-12-10-
G --2-2-0-2---2-2-0-2-3-2-0--
D --0-0-0-0---0-0-0-0-0-0-0--
| | A | G |
| | I've got my telescope | head in the haystack |
| | A | G |
| | I'm getting tired of your | dodgeball circus act |
| Put pepper in my coffee, I forgot to bark on command |
| Here comes that awful feeling again |
| Make way for monster jealousy |
| The strong man kicked sand into my breakfast cereal bowl |
| I'd spelled your name with Oatios, |
| he messed it, messed it, messed it, messed it up |
| | A | G |
| | I've got my telescope | head in the haystack |
| | A | G |
| | I'm getting tired of your | dodgeball circus act |
| Put pepper in my coffee, I forgot to bark on command |
| Bridge: | A | C | D | F | A | C | D | E | |
| | A | C | D | F | A | C | D | E | |
| If I were you I'd really run from me |
| I really really wish that I were you |