| A | G | D | |
| I | know | you |
| A | G | D | |
| I | know you've | seen her |
| A | G | D | |
| She's a | sad t | omato |
| A | G | D | |
| She's three | miles of bad | road |
| A | G | D | |
| Walking | down the | street |
| A | G | D | |
| Will I | never meet | her? |
| A | G | D | |
| She's a | real woman- | child |
| A | G | D | |
| Oh my | kiss breath t | urpentine |
| B | E | A | G | A | |
| I | am | smit | ten |
| E | A | G | |
| I'm the | real | thing (I'm the real thing) |
| E | A | G | A | |
| Have you | seen her | come | around? |
| G | |
| My crush with eyeliner |
| A | G | D | |
| I' | m i | mbibed |
| A | G | D | |
| I'm | infatu | ated |
| A | G | D | |
| It's all | too much pr | essure |
| A | G | D | |
| She's all | that I can | take |
| A | G | D | |
| What position | should I | wear? |
| A | G | D | |
| Cop | an a | ttitude? (Fake her) |
| A | G | D | |
| How can | I conv | ince her? (Fake her) |
| A | G | D | |
| That I'm | invented | too, yeah |
| B | E | A | G | A | |
| I | am | smit | ten |
| E | A | G | |
| I'm the | real | thing (I'm the real thing) |
| E | A | G | A | |
| We | all | invent | ourselves |
| G | |
| and you know me |
| BRIDGE: B,A (2x) D,high E,G |
| (Solo over bridge): |
e-------7------------------ B--5bhr---5--3--3bhr------- (2x) then G---------------------5-2-0 e------------------------------------------ B ------7----7-----7-------9-----9-----9--- G-sl/7----7----7-----7sl/9---9-----9-----9- G D-----------7----7-------------9-----9-----
| A | G | D | |
| Yeah, she's a | sad t | omato |
| A | G | D | |
| She's three | miles of bad | road |
| A | G | D | |
| She's her | own in | vention (She's her own invention) |
| A | G | D | |
| That gets me | in the t | hroat |
| A | G | D | |
| What can I | make my | self be? |
| A | G | D | |
| Life | is s | trange, yeah (Life is strange) |
| A | G | D | |
| What can I | make my | self be (Fake her) |
| A | G | D | |
| To | make her | mine? |
| B | E | A | G | A | |
| I | am | smitt | en |
| E | A | G | |
| I'll | do a | nything (I'll do anything) |
| E | A | G | A | |
| A | kiss breath | turpent | ine, |
| G | |
| my crush with eyeliner |
| E | A | G | A | |
| I | am | smitt | en |
| E | A | G | |
| You | know | me (Yeah, you know me) |
| E | A | G | A | |
| I | could be your | Franken | stein |
| G | |
| my crush with eyeliner |
| E | A | G | A | |
| I | am | smit | ten |
| E | A | G | |
| I'm the | real | thing (I'm the real thing) |
| E | A | G | A | |
| Won't | you be my | valen | tine? |
| G | |
| My crush with eyeliner |
| E | A | G | A | E | A | G | E | A | G | A | G | |
| End on E. |