King of Comedy R.E.M.
Chords by: Bryan Killingsworth (akilling@pen.k12.va.us)
[D]Make your money with a suit and tie
[A]Make your money with a t[B]rue d[A]enial
[C]Make your money with expert advice,[G]
[G]If y[A]ou can w[B]ing [A]it (before chorus hold 1st A on this line)
[D]Make your money with a power ply
[A]Make your money with a [B]buyout [A]bribe
[C]Make it lie [G] [G]as [A]long as you [B]mean [A]it
Chorus:
[G]I'm not [C]King of Comedy[G]
[G]Grease the pig, [C]give a squeeze[G] (squeeze me)
[D]Make your money with exploitation
[A]Make it holy ill[B]umin[A]ation
[C]Say a prayer at every station[G]
[G]Don't forget to [A]ask for [B]mer[A]cy
[D]Make your money with a pretty face
[A]Make it easy with product [B]place[A]ment
[C]Make it charged with controversy[G]
[G]I'm straight, I'm [A]queer, I'm [B]bi[A]
[G]I'm not [C]king of comedy[G],
[G]I'm not your [C]magazine,[G]
[G]I'm not your [C]television[G]
[D]Make your money, make it rich
[A]make it young and make [B]it [A]quick
[C]Make your money on the jukebox, baby,[G]
[G]let's [A]pick [B]up [A]sticks
[D]Make your enemies make your moves
[A]Make your critics stum[B]ble [A]through
[C]Make it smart and make it schmooze[G]
[G]Make it [A]look [B]eas[A]y
[G]I'm not [C]king of comedy[G],
[G]I'm not your [C]magazine,[G]
[G]I'm not your [C]television[G]
[G]I'm not your [C]movie screen[G]
[G]I'm not comm[C]odity [G] (all together now)
[G]I'm not comm[C]odity[G]
[G]I'm not comm[C]odity[G]
[G]I'm not comm[C]odity[G]
[G]I'm not comm[C]odity[G]
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