| Bm | 224332 | |
| Em | 022000 |
| G/A 000000 |
| Intro: |
| E |
| B2222 |
| G3333 X2 |
| D4455 |
| A |
| E |
| Verse 1: |
| D/F# | |
| Shopping spree for the family tree |
| G | D/F# | G | |
| Haven't seen your family tree In quite a while | . |
| D/F# | |
| Too many sandwiches and wine |
| G | D/F# | G | |
| Sherry stains down your best mans tie what a speech. |
| C | G | |
| Verse 2: |
| D/F# | |
| The band arrives the granny's cry |
| G | D/F# | G | |
| Singers tongue's in the barmaids mouth what a voice. |
| D/F# | |
| Grandpa drunk a drop or two |
| G | D/F# | G | |
| His heads still sttuck in the portaloo. What a m | an |
| D/F# | G | D/F# | G | |
| Chrous: |
| A | D/F# | |
| You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breasts. |
| A | Bm | G | Em | |
| The disco's late and he's overp | aid tonight. |
| A | D/F# | |
| Y | ou got a diamond ring and a man who sings |
| A | Bm | G | |
| The man who sings made love to the | barmaid twice |
| D/F# | D/F# | G | D/F# | G | A | |
| And that's just tonight | . |
| Verse 3: |
| D/F# | |
| The blue rinsed hairs lift up their chairs the |
| G | D/F# | G | |
| Bands too loud they're off down stairs what a noise | . |
| D/F# | |
| The bride and groom they dance their dance. |
| G | D/F# | G | |
| The singer mimes there's still a chan | ce the |
| D/F# | D/F# | G | D/F# | G | |
| A | nd barmaid smiles |
| Chrous: |
| A | D/F# | |
| You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breasts. |
| A | Bm | G | Em | |
| The disco's late and he's overp | aid tonight. |
| A | D/F# | |
| Y | ou got a diamond ring and a man who sings |
| A | Bm | G | |
| The man who sings made love to the | barmaid twice |
| D/F# | D/F# | G | D/F# | G | A | |
| And that's just tonight | . |
| Solo: |
| G | D/F# | A | G | D/F# | A | G | D/F# | A | G | D/F# | A | D/F# | G | D/F# | G | A | |
| Chrous: |
| A | D/F# | |
| You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breasts. |
| A | Bm | G | Em | |
| The disco's late and he's overp | aid tonight. |
| A | D/F# | |
| Y | ou got a diamond ring and a man who sings |
| A | Bm | G | Em | |
| The man who sings made love to the | barmaid twice |
| A | D/F# | |
| Grandpa drank a drop or two |
| A | Bm | G | Em | |
| Head's still stuck in the por | taloo again |
| A | D/F# | |
| Bride and groom they dance their dance |
| A | Bm | G | Em | |
| The singer mimes there's sti | ll a chance ton | igh |
| D/F# | D/F# | G | D/F# | G | A | |
| And the barmaid smiles |
| Outro: |
| A | G | A | G5 | A | G | G5 | A | G | |
| G5 | A | G (Repeat to fade) |