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Everything You Know Is Wrong v1 Weird Al Yankovic
[D]I was driving on the [G]freeway [A]in the [D]fast lane with a
rabid [G]wolver[A]ine in[A#dim] my un[Bm]der[Bm/A]wear when [E/G#]sudden[E]ly a guy
be[A]hind me in the backseat popped right [G]up and cupped
his hands across my [D/F#]eyes. I [D]guessed, "Is it [G]Uncle
[A]Frank or cousin [D]Louie, is it Bob or [G]Joe or [A]Walter,
[A#dim]could it [Bm]be Bill or [Bm/A]Jim or Ed or [E/G#]Bernie or [E]Steve,
I probably [A]would have kept on guessing but a[A7]bout
that time we crashed into the [Bm]truck, and as I'm
laying [E7]bleeding there on the [A]asphalt [D/F#]finally I
[G]recogn[D]ize the [Em]face of my [G]hibachi dealer, who
[A]takes off [A7/G]his pr[A/F#]osthetic [A/E]lips, and tells me:
Chorus:
[D]Everyt[G]hing you [A]know is [D]wrong, black is white,
up is d[G]own and [A]short[A#dim] is lo[Bm]ng, and e[Bm/A]veryt[E/G#]hing
you t[E]hought was just [A]so [A7/G]important [A/F#]doesn't [A/E]matter,
[D]Every[G]thing you [A]know is [D]wrong, just forget the
[C#sus4]words and [F#m]sing a[Bm]long, all you [Bm/A]need to [E/G#]underst[E]and is
G A *
everything you know is wrong.
*- First time : F G
Second time: D
Third time:
[G]Everything you [A]know is ([Bm]everything you [C#m]know is)
[G]Everything you [A]know is [D]wrong! ([D]end)
Solos:
(Accordion Solo:)
[G] [E] [F#] [G] [A](Baritone Saxaphone Solo:)
[Cm] [F] [G] [Am] [Bb] [Am] [Bb] [G] [C]
(Guitar Solo:)
Dm Eb F Gb Am Bb G C A7 (two strums
then into verse)
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