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Dear Penis v1  Rodney Carrington

1) [D]Dear Penis – [G]I don’t think I [A]like you an[D]ymore,
[G]You used to watch me [A]shave, now all you [D]do is stare at

the floor,
[D]Ohh Dear [G]Penis – I don’t I [A]like you any[D]more.
[G]It used to be y[A]ou and me, a paper t[D]owel and dirty

[G]That’s all we n[A]eeded to get b[D]y.
[G]How it’s seems [A]things have changed and I t[D]hink that

you’re the one to blame,
[D]Dear [G]Penis – I don’t l[A]ike you any[D]more.

2)[D]Dear Rodney – [G]I don’t think I [A]like you any[D]more,
[G]‘Cause when you get to d[A]rinkin’, you put me p[D]laces I’ve
never been before,
[D]Ohh Dear [G]Rodney – I don’t [A]like you any[D]more.
[G]Why can’t we get a g[A]rip on our m[D]an-to-hand relationship,
[G]Come to terms with [A]how we really f[D]eel?
[G]If we put our h[A]eads together, we[D]’d just stay home forever.
[D]Dear [G]Penis – I think I l[A]ike you after al[D]l.
[D]Ohh And [G]Rodney – While you’re s[A]havin’, shave my b[D]alls.

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