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Hey There Delilah Parody Misc. Unsigned Bands
[D]Hey there, Delilah
What's it [F#m]like in New York City?
I'm a [D]thousand miles away from you
Or maybe [F#m]in your [Bm]closet with a [G]camera
I like to [A]watch you when you [Bm]sleep
I don't make a [A]peep.
[D]Hey there, Delilah
Don't you [F#m]try to call the police
I al[D]ready cut the phone line
And your [F#m]doggie got a roofy
You're all [Bm]mine
[G]We'll have lots of [A]fun just you and [Bm]me
Trust me, you'll [A]see
[D]Ohhhhhh Bm
It's what you do to me.
[D]Ohhh Bm
It's what I'll do to you.
[D]Ohhhhhh Bm
It's what you do to me
[D]Ohhh Bm
But really what I'll do to you.
What I'll do to [D]you.
[D]Hey there, Delilah
I know this [F#m]must be really hard
But just be[D]lieve me, girl
You can't run. I slashed the [F#m]tires on your car.
And now they're [Bm]flat.
[G]Do you have any[A]thing in here to [Bm]eat?
I'd like a [A]treat.
[D]Hey there, Delilah
I just [F#m]wish you would stop crying
It's weird [D]how you make me feel
And yet you [F#m]really are not trying
I know you're [Bm]scared
[G]If it [A]helps I'm mentally [Bm]impaired
I'm glad we [A]shared
[D]Ohhhhhh Bm
It's what you do to me.
[D]Ohhh Bm
It's what I'll do to you.
[D]Ohhhhhh Bm
It's what you do to me
[D]Ohhh Bm
But really what I'll do to you.
What I'll do to [D]you.
[G]You sat in front of me in English class
I [A]stared and stared at your great ass
But you [D]wouldn't turn around and look my [Bm]way
[G]Tonight can be our second chance
And [A]I'm not wearing underpants
[D]If you haven't already, it might be time to [Bm]pray
[G]Delilah I can promise you
This [A]will be over in two and two
Chuck [Bm]Woolery taught me how to deal with [A]time
I'm out of[A] rhymes.
[D]Hey there, Delilah
I have [F#m]one last thing I must say
I'm not [D]really a psycho killer
I'm just [F#m]someone your friends paid
To scare you [Bm]good.
I'm [G]sorry it [A]had to be like [Bm]this.
Your friends are [A]Dicks.
[D]Soo I think Im gonna [Bm]go
(Stop playing Completely)
Yeah Im just gonna go this was kinda messed up
(Put down your guitar and walk off stage)
Im sorry again...
If your playing this live you might want to go with a joke afterwards;
But seriously, stalking is not laughing matter.
If you or someone you know is being stalked there are things you can do.
Like, try opening the Curtains a little more
Or maybe dont run so fast when you go for your morning jog
Or, if youre feeling bold, why dont you order a pizza and bring it
to that van thats been parked across the street for the past three days.
Im sure he or she is hungry. Stalking builds up an apetite.
Come on, its the least you can do for someone who has invested his
or her precious time in getting to know every little bit about you.
Is it a crime to care too much?
Then why are you calling the police and getting that restraining order?
Come on put down the phone, the person youve been waitng for your entire life could be
outside your window.... In the bushes, sniffing you
underwear. Take a chance, Stalkers are people too
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mrs.joker (report)
i love this song but where is the add it to songbook button?