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I Like Chinese Monty Python
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The [G]world today,
Seems [Adim]absolutely [D]crackers,
With [G]nuclear bombs,
To [Adim]blow us all sky [D]high.
There are [G]fools and idiots,
Sitting on the trigger;
It's [A7]depressing and it's senseless,
And that's [D]why...
Verse 1:
[G] I like Chinese, [A7]I like Chinese,
They [D7]only come up to your knees.
Yet they're [G]always f[E7]riendly,
And they're [A7]ready to [D7]please.
Verse 2:
[G] I like Chinese, [A7]I like Chinese,
There's [D7]nine hundred million of them,
In the world today;
You'd [G]better learn to [E7]like them,
That's [A7]what I [D7]say.
Chorus 1:
[G] I like Chinese, [A7]I like Chinese,
They [D7]come from a long way overseas.
But they're [G]cute and they're [E7]cuddly,
And they're [A7]ready to [D7]please.
Verse 3:
[G] I like Chinese food,
The [A7]waiters never are rude.
[D7] Think of the many things,
They've done to impress;
There's [G]Maoism, [E7]Taoism,
[A7] I Ching and [D7]chess.
Chorus 2:
So [G]I like Chinese, [A7]I like Chinese,
I [D7]like their tiny little trees,
Their [G]Zen their [E7]ping-pong,
Their [A7]Yin and Yang-[D7]ese.
Verse 4:
[G] I like Chinese thought,
The [A7]wisdom that Confucious taught.
If [D7]Darwin is anything to shout about,
The [G]Chinese will sur-[E7]vive us all,
With-[A7]out any [D7]doubt.
Chorus 3:
[G] I like Chinese, [A7]I like Chinese,
They [D7]only come up to your knees.
Yet they're [G]wise and they're [E7]witty,
And they're [A7]ready to [D7]please.
Chorus 4:
[G] I like Chinese, [A7]I like Chinese,
Their [D7]food is guaranteed to please.
A [G]fourteen, A [E7]seven,
A [A7]nine and ly-[D7]chees.
Chorus 5:
So [G]I like Chinese, [A7]I like Chinese,
I [D7]like their tiny little trees,
Their [G]Zen their [E7]ping-pong,
Their [A7]Yin and Yang-[D7]ese.
Chorus 6:
[G] I like Chinese, [A7]I like Chinese...
(Fade)
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Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2005
(clumsyband@hotmail.com)
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