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Medical Love Song Monty Python
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[A+]
Verse 1:
Inflam-[D]mation of the foreskin,
Re-[A7]minds me of your smile.
I've had Ballanital Chancroids,
For [D]quite a little [D7]while.
I [G]gave my heart to [Gdim]NSU,
That [D]lovely night in [B7]June,
I [E7]ache for you my darling,
And I [A7]hope you get well [A+]soon.
Verse 2:
(Faster):
My [D]penile warts, your herpes,
My [A7]syphilitic sores,
Your Moenelial Infection,
How I [D]miss you more and [D7]more.
Your [G]dnob's itch my [Gdim]scrumpox,
Our [D]lovely Gonorrho-[B7]ea,
At [E7]least we both were lying,
When we [A7]said that we were [A+]clear.
Verse 3:
Our [D]syphilic kisses,
Sealed the [A7]secret of our tryst.
You gave me Scrotal Pustules,
With a [D]quick flick of your [D7]wrist.
Your [G]Trichovagi-[Gdim]nitis,
Sent [D]shivers down my [B7]spine,
I got [E7]snail tracks in my anus,
A (n.c) A+
When your Spirochaetes met mine.
Chorus 1:
[D] Gonoccalurethritis,
[E7] Streptocalbalinitis.
[A7] Meningo myelitis,
[D] Diplococcal [B7]Cepha-[E7]litis. [A7]
[D] Epididymitis,
[E7] Interstitial Keratitis.
[A7] Syphilitic Choroiditis,
And [D]anterior [G]Uve-[D]itis.
Verse 4:
[D] My clapped-out genitalia,
Is [A7]not so bad for me.
As the com-plete and utter failure,
Every [D]time I try to [D7]pee.
My [G]doctor says my [Gdim]blue balls,
Are the [D]worst he's ever [B7]seen.
My [E7]scrotum's painted orange,
And my [A7]balls are turning [A+]green.
Verse 5:
[D] My heart is very tender,
Though my [A7]parts are awful raw.
You might have been infected,
But you [D]never were a [D7]bore.
I'm [G]dying of your [Gdim]love, my love,
I'm your [D]Spirochaetal [B7]clown.
I've [E7]left my body to science,
But I'm a-[A7]fraid they've turned,
It down. [A+]
Chorus 2:
[D] Gonoccalurethritis,
[E7] Streptocalbalinitis.
[A7] Meningo myelitis,
[D] Diplococcal [B7]Cepha-[E7]litis. [A7]
[D] Epididymitis,
[E7] Interstitial Keratitis.
[A7] Syphilitic Choroiditis,
And [D]anterior [G]Uve-[D]itis.
CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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[A+] [D] [A7] [D7]
[EADGBE]x03221 [EADGBE]xx0232 [EADGBE]x02223 [EADGBE]xx0212
[G] [Gdim] [B7] [E7]
[EADGBE]320003 [EADGBE]xx3434 [EADGBE]021202 [EADGBE]020100
Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2005
(clumsyband@hotmail.com)
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