Notice: Undefined index: PATH_INFO in /var/www/chordiepro/chord.pere on line 794
Every Sperm Is Sacred Monty Python
---------------------------................
[A7] There are [D]Jews in the world, there are Buddhists,
There are [G]Hindus, and [A7]Mormons, and [D]then;
There are [E7]those that follow Mo-[A7]hammed, but;
[E7] I've never been one of [A7]them.
Verse 1:
[A7] I'm a Roman [D]Catholic,
And I [A7]have been, since before I was [D]born.
And the [E7]one thing they say about [A7]Catholics, is;
They'll [E7]take you, as soon as you're [A7]warm.
Verse 2:
You [A7]don't have to be a six [D]footer;
You [A7]don't have to have a great [D]brain.
You [E7]don't have to have any [A7]clothes on;
You're a [E7]Catholic the moment dad [A7]came, because...
Chorus 1:
[G] Every [D7]sperm is [G]sa-[G7]cred, [C]every [C/B]sperm is [Am7]great. [D7]
[G] If a [G7]sperm is [C]was-[Cm]ted; [G]God gets [D7]quite i-[G]rate.[G7]
Chorus 2:
[G] Every [D7]sperm is [G]sa-[G7]cred, [C]every [C/B]sperm is [Am7]great. [D7]
[G] If a [G7]sperm is [C]was-[Cm]ted; [G]God gets [D7]quite i-[G]rate.[G7]
Chorus 3:
[G] Let the [D7]heathen [G]spill [G7]theirs, [C]on the [C/B]dusty [Am7]ground.[D7]
[G] God shall [G7]make them [C]pay [Cm]for, each [G]sperm that [D7]can't be [G]found.[G7]
Chorus 4:
[G] Every [D7]sperm is [G]wan-[G7]ted, [C]every [C/B]sperm is [Am7]good. [D7]
[G] Every [G7]sperm is [C]need-[Cm]ed, [G]in your [D7]neighbour-[G]hood.[G7]
Chorus 5:
[G] Hindu, [D7]Taoist, [G]Mor-[G7]mon; spill [C]theirs [C/B]just any-[Am7]where. [D7]
But [G]God loves [G7]those who [C]treat [Cm]their, [G]semen [D7]with more [G]care.[D7]
Chorus 6:
[G] Every [D7]sperm is [G]sa-[G7]cred, [C]every [C/B]sperm is [Am7]great. [D7]
[G] If a [G7]sperm is [C]was-[Cm]ted; [A7]God gets quite i-[D7]rate.
Chorus 7:
[G] Every [D7]sperm is [G]wan-[G7]ted, [C]every [C/B]sperm is [Am7]good. [D7]
[G] Every [G7]sperm is [C]need-[Cm]ed, [A7]in your neighbour-[D7]hood.
Chorus 8:
[G] Every [D7]sperm is [G]use-[G7]ful, [C]every [C/B]sperm is [Am7]fine. [D7]
G G7 C Cm G D7 G (n.C)
God needs every-bo-dy's; mine, and mine, and mine.
*KEY CHANGE*
------------
Interlude:
Eb Bb7 Eb Eb7, Ab G/Ab Fm7 Bb7
Eb Bb7, Ab Eb, Bb7 Eb (x2)
Chorus 9:
[Eb] Let the [Bb7]Pagans [Eb]spill [Eb7]theirs, o'er [Ab]mountain [G/Ab]hill and [Fm7]plain; [Bb7]
[Eb] God shall [Eb7]strike them [Ab]down [Abm]for, each [Eb]sperm that's [Bb7]spilt in [Eb]vain.
Chorus 10:
[Ab] Every [Eb7]sperm is [Ab]sa-[Ab7]cred, [Db]every [C/Db]sperm is [Bbm7]good. [Eb7]
[Ab] Every [Ab7]sperm is [Db]need-[Dbm]ed, [Bb7]in your neighbour-[Eb7]hood.
Chorus 11:
[Ab] Every [Eb7]sperm is [Ab]sa-[Ab7]cred, [Db]every [C/Db]sperm is [Bbm7]great. [Eb7]
[Ab] If a [Ab7]sperm is [Db]was-[Dbm]ted; [Ab7]God gets [Eb7]quite i[Ab]-rate...
Outro:
Ab Ab7 Db Dbm, Ab7 (n.C), Eb7 Ab
CHORD DIAGRAMS:
---------------
[A7] [D] [G] [E7] [D7] [G7]
[EADGBE]x02223 [EADGBE]xx0232 [EADGBE]320003 [EADGBE]020100 [EADGBE]xx0212 [EADGBE]323000
[C] [C/B] [Am7] [Cm] [Eb] [Bb7]
[EADGBE]x32010 [EADGBE]x20010 [EADGBE]x02013 [EADGBE]x35543 [EADGBE]x68886 [EADGBE]686766
[Ab] [G/Ab] [Fm7] [Eb7] [Abm] [Ab7]
[EADGBE]466544 [EADGBE]366544 [EADGBE]131111 [EADGBE]x68686 [EADGBE]466444 [EADGBE]464544
[Db] [C/Db] [Bbm7] [Dbm]
[EADGBE]x46664 [EADGBE]x36664 [EADGBE]686666 [EADGBE]x46654
Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2005
(clumsyband@hotmail.com)
Important: The song above is NOT stored on the Chordie server. The original song is hosted at www.guitaretab.com. Chordie works as a search engine and provides on-the-fly formatting. Chordie does not index songs against artists'/composers' will. To remove this song please click here.
