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Theres A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey You Just Havnt Thought Of It Yet Panic At The Disco
[Em]Please leave all overcoats, canes, and top hats with the doorman
[Em]And from that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed
I'm [G]wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet for the [B7]mildly inspiring and
[Em]Please leave all overcoats, canes, and [D]top hats with the doorman
And from that [G]moment, you'll be out of p[C]lace and underdressed
I'm[Am] wrecking this evening already and l[B]oving every minute of it
[C]Ruining this banquet for the m[D]ildly inspiring [Eb]and
[Em]When you're in black slacks with accentuating off-white pinstripes, whoa-oh
[C]Everything [B]goes a[A]ccor[G]ding to[Em] plan
[Em]I'm the new cancer, [D]never looked better
[G]And you can't sta[C]nd it
I know because you [C]say so under your b[B]reath
You're reading l[C]ips, "When did he ge[B]t at all confident?"
[Em]Haven't you [D]heard that [G]I'm the new ca[C]ncer?
[C]Never looked [B]better
And [Em]you can't stand it [B] [C] [B] [C] [B]
(play along to the piano timing changes)
N[Em]ext is a trip to the ladies room in vain
[G]I bet you just can't keep up with these fashionistas
[B]Tonight, tonight, you are, you are the whispering campaign
[B]To them, your name is "Cheap", and you look like sh--
[Em]Talk to the mirror, [D]choke back tears
And kee[G]p telling yourself that, "[C]I'm a diva." [C] [B] [Am]
[Am]Oh, and the smokes in that [B]cigarette box at your tab[C]le
They[B] just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin
(chorus)
[Em]Haven't you [D]heard that I[G]'m the new cance[C]r?
I'[C]ve never looked b[B]etter and you c[Em]an't stand it
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
I've never looked better and you can't stand it
And I [Em]know, and I know
It just d[D]oesn't feel like a night [G]out with no one sizing you[C] up
I've never [C]been so surrept[B]itious
So of course you'll be distra[Em]cted when I spike the punch
(and repeat the chords)
And I know, and I know
It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious
So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
And I know, and I know
It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious
So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
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