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When Grandfather Dies Stephen Lynch
When [G]grandfather dies
[Bm]life will be [C]strange
[G]when grandfather dies
[Bm]my whole world will [C]change
[G]when grandfather dies
[Bm]i'll scream and i'll [C]yell
N.C.
coz i'll be f***in rich as hell
[D]So grandfather [G]die
[Bm]dont keep me in [C]suspense
[D]Oh grandfather [G]cough
[Bm]up that inher[C]itence
[D]oh grandfather [G]dont
[Bm]hold on another [C]day
[D]i love you to [G]death
N.C.
but i've got bills to pay
[D]A stroke would be [G]nice
[Bm]Disease would be [C]cool
[D]I'll scatter his [G]ashes in [Bm]my new swimming [C]pool
[D]I'll jam with the [G]stones, I'll [Bm]dine with the [C]queen
[C]So let's say we [D]unplug that [G]machine
(Same as first chorus)
So grandfather fly
to heaven you must pass
So grandfather think
of all that juicy angel ass
So grandfather die
before the fiscal year
Oh how I
wish cavorky N were here
[D]For gods sake you [G]must be as [Bm]old as the [C]hills
[D]Im sick of the [G]stench from your [Bm]diaper [C]spills
[D]Your deaf, dumb, [G]and blind, [Bm]and an ampu[C]tee
[D]You donate your [G]blood everyt[Bm]ime that you [C]pee
[D]Your arthritis [G]acts up when[Bm]ever it [C]rains
[D]Your so old your [G]penis has [Bm]vericose [C]vein
[G]Oh why dont you [Bm]die
Oh why must you [C]fight
[G]You old mother [Bm]f***er just [C]walk toward [G]god[Bm]damn [C]light
[D]Walk toward the light old man
[D]Its all over [G]now
[Bm]My grandad is [C]dead
[D]A mysterious [G]blow
[Bm]To his wrinkled old [C]head
[D]Before I [G]collect, a [Bm]small over[C]sight
[C]But everything [G]should turn out al[D]right
[C]I'll start working on [D]my grandma to[G]night
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