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Things You Dont Say To Your Wife Tim Hawkins
[G] [C] [D]
Hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear-end
[G]The dress you wear reminds me of[C] my old gir[D]lfriend
[Em]And where'de you[D] get those shoes i [C]think there pretty [G]lame
[Em]would you stop t[D]alking 'cause im tr[C]ying to watch the ga[G]me
(chorus)
[Em]If your a man who w[G]ants to live
[Em]a long and happy[G] life
[Em]these are the things yo[D]u don't say to your [G]wife.
[G]I planned a hunting trip [C]next week on your b[D]irthday
[G]I didn't ask you but[C] i knew i'de be[D] ok
[Em]Go make some di[D]nner while i watc[C]h this fishin[G]g show
[Em]I taped it over[D] our old w[C]edding vid[G]eo
(chorus)
[G]Your cooking is ok but not[C] like mother mak[D]es
[G]The diamond in the ring i [C]bought you is a [D]fake
[Em]Your eyes look [D]puffy dear, are[C] you feeling[G] ill
[Em]Happy aniver[D]sary i boug[C]ht you a trea[G]dmill
(chorus)
[Em]If you a man who[G] doesn't want to g[Em]et killed with a[G] knife,
[Em]These are the things you do[D]n't say to your[G] wife.
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