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Merry Fucking Christmas Trey Parker
[---]From South Park - Episode 315 - Mr Hankeys Christmas Classics
Merry Fucking Christmas (performed by Mr Garrison)
Written by Trey Parker (I assume)
[---]NOTE: I hope this is close to the original, it seems to fit and the verse can be played
easily by simply using power chords starting on fret 5 for A. This is my first attempt at
this one, corrections can be sent to (ROB at RETAYLOR dot CO dot UK) and i'll try and
include update them. The chord letters in brackets can be played or ignored depending on
what you think sounds right. Thanks. //omabt.
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Verse (1)
I [A]heard there is no [G]Christmas,
In the [F]silly Middle [E]East..
No [A]Trees, no Snow, no [G]Santa Claus,
They have [F]Different Religious be[E]liefs..
[F]They Believe in Mu[G]hammad,
And [A]not in our Holi[G]day..
And [F]so every De[G]cember,
I go to the [A]Middle East and [B]say..
Chorus (1)
[C]Hey there Mr Muslim, Merry Fucking [G]Christmas
Put down that book 'The Koran'
and hear some holiday [C]wishes
In[C]case you haven't [G]noticed,
it's [C]Jesus's Birth[Am]day
So get [C]off you heathen [G]Muslim Ass
And fucking cele[C]brate.
Verse (2)
There is no holiday season in india,
i've heard..
They don't hang up their stockings,
and that is just absurd..
They've never read a Christmas Story,
They Don't know what Rudolph is about..
And that's why in December,
I'll go to india and shout..
Chorus (2)
Hey there Mr Hinduist, Merry Fucking Christmas
Dring some 'nog, and eat some Beef
and pass it to the Missus
Incase you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus's Birthday
So get off your heathen hindu ass,
And fucking celebrate.
Verse (3)
Now I heard that in Japan,
Everyone just lives in sin..
They pray to several gods,
And put needles in their skin..
On December twenty-fifth,
all they do is eat a cake..
and that is why i'll go to Japan,
and walk around and say..
Chorus (3)
Hey there Mr Shintoist, Merry Fucking Christmas
God is gonna kick your ass You infidelic pagan scum.
Incase you haven't noticed,
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
and Merry Fucking Christmas to you.
Ending
On [A]Christmas Day, I travel round the [B]world and say..
[C]Taoists, Korishnas, [G]Buddists
and all you [C]atheists [A]too..
[C]Merry Fucking [Dm]Christmas
[E]to [C]yooooooouuuuuuuu[G]....[C]...
(spoken)Thank you, Mr Hat..
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