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Cats In The Kettle Weird Al Yankovic
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Did[A] you ever think when yo[C]u eat Chinese
It [D]ain't pork or chicken but[A] a fat Siamese
But the [A]food tastes great so you [C]don't complain
But t[D]hat's not chicken in your c[A]hicken chow mein
[G]Seems to[G/F#] me I ordered sweet a[G/E]nd sour pork
[G/D]But Garfi[C]eld's on my[Em/B] fork [A]
He's[C] purring here o[Em/B]n my for[A]k
Chorus:
There's [A]a cat in the kettle at the P[G]eking Moon
The [C]place that I eat every d[D]ay at noon
[A]They can feed you cat and you'll [G]never [C]know
Once they [Em/B]wrap it [A]up in [C]dough boys
Wrap[C] it up [Em/B]crisp in d[A]ough
-opening riff-
Chow Lin asked if I wanted more
As he's dialing up his buddy at the old pet store
I said not today I lost my appetite
There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight
I was sucking on a Rolaids and a Tums or two
When I swear I heard it mew boys
And that is when I knew
Chorus2:
There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I guess I gotta stop eatin' there at noon
They say that it's beef or fish or pork
But it's purring there on my fork
There's a hair ball on my fork
-opening riff-
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