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Your Pitiful Weird Al Yankovic
[G]My life is brilliant. [G/F#] [Em7] [Cadd9]
What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?
Okay, now? Now?
[G]My life is brilliant.
[G/F#]Your life's a joke
[Em7]You're just pathetic
[Cadd9]You're always broke
Your[G] homemade Star Trek uniform
really a[G/F#]in't impressing' me
You'[Em7]re suffering' from delusions of
Adequac[Cadd9]y [D/F#]
chorus
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[Cadd9]You're Pitifu[D/F#]l. Yo[Em7]u're Pitiful.[D/F#]
[Cadd9]You're Pitifu[D/F#]l, it's tr[G]ue.
Ne[Cadd9]ver had a[D/F#] date That ya c[G]ould[D/F#]n't i[Em7]nflate
And ya[Cadd9] smell repu[D/F#]lsive to[Em7]o
What a bumme[Cadd9]r bein[D/F#]' you [G] [G/F#] [Em7] [Cadd9]
verse 2
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Well ya ju[G]st can't dance
And fo[G/F#]rget romance
Everybody [Em7]you know still calls ya
[Cadd9] Farty Pants
But [G]you always have a job we[G/F#]ll I mean
As l[Em7]ong as you still can work tha[Cadd9]t slurpie machine
chorus
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[Cadd9]You're Pitifu[D/F#]l. Yo[Em7]u're Pitiful.[D/F#]
[Cadd9]You're Pitifu[D/F#]l, it's tr[G]ue.
Yo[Cadd9]u're half[D/F#] undressed Eatin' chi[G]ps o[D/F#]f you[Em7]r chest
While [Cadd9]you're play[D/F#]in' Halo[Em7] 2
No one's cla[Cadd9]ssier [D/F#]than you[G]
interlude
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Cadd9 Em7 Cadd9 D/F# Cadd9-->D/F#
La la la la, la la la la, la la la la, LOSER
outro
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[Cadd9]You're Pitifu[D/F#]l. Yo[Em7]u're Pitiful.[D/F#]
[Cadd9]You're Pitifu[D/F#]l, it's tr[G]ue.
Your d[Cadd9]og would mu[D/F#]ch rather Play fet[G]ch by [D/F#]itsel[Em7]f
You still[Cadd9] live with your Mom and y[D/F#]ou're 42 [G] [D/F#] [Em7]
Guess you[Cadd9]'ll neve[D/F#]r grow a [Em7]clue
When it[Cadd9] just [D/F#]sucks to [G]be you
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