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VERSE 1
[G]March the sevent[F]eenth I g[Bb]otta wear g[C]reen
[G]June the ten[F]th I g[Bb]otta lov[G]e the Queen
[G]Buck's night [F]gotta [Bb]be one of the[C] blokes
[G]April the f[F]irst I gotta [Bb]play practi[G]cal jokes
[C] [D] [F]
[C] [D] [F]
On [G]Christmas [F]day I’ve got to [Bb]be nice to her [C]mother
On [G]February fo[F]urteenth I [Bb]gotta have a [G]secret lover
On [G]New Year's [F]Eve I got to [Bb]rage [C]
On my [G]thirtieth [F]birthday gotta [Bb]lie about my [G]age
CHORUS
I'm [C]not a [Bb]shining [G]wit - I[C]'m a [Bb]whining [G]shit
VESRE 2
[G]September the[F] first I g[Bb]otta love my [C]father
[G]May the tw[F]elfth I [Bb]gotta love my m[G]other
[G]First Tuesday in N[F]ovember gotta [Bb]go to the [C]"Cup"
[G]Last Saturday in [F]September, I [Bb]gotta throw up[G]
CHORUS
I'm [C]not a [Bb]shining [G]wit - [C]I'm a [Bb]whining [G]shit
I'm [C]not a [Bb]shining [G]wit - [C]I'm a [Bb]whining [G]shit
[G] [G/F] [G/E] [G/D]
[G] [F] [G] [F]
[G] [G/F] [G/E] [G/D]
[G] [F] [G] [F]
VERSE 3
At the [G]moment of conc[F]eption gotta [Bb]follow the [C]norm [G] [G] [F] [G] [F] [F] [G] [G] [F] [G] [F]
Gotta [G]be like everyone [F]else from the [Bb]day that I was [C]born [G] [G] [F] [G] [F] [F] [G] [G] [F] [G] [F]
[Bass]Gotta l[G]ive my l[F]ife by the c[E]alender on the f[Eb]ridge [G] [G] [F] [G] [F] [F] [G] [G] [F] [G] [F]
Gotta [G]die the [F]day that I [Bb]pay off my [C]mortgage [G] [G] [F] [G] [F] [F] [G] [G] [F] [G] [F]
[C]Life's a [Bb]piece of [G]shit woah woah woah
[C]Open the [Bb]vein and [G]slit woah woah woah
[C]Life's a [Bb]piece of [G]shit woah woah woah
[C]Gone and [Bb]stepped i[G]n it woah woah woah
I'm [C]not a [Bb]shining [G]wit [F]woah -oh -oh
[C]I'm a [Bb]whining [G]shit [F]yeah -ah -ah
I'm [C]not a [Bb]shining [G]wit [F]woah -oh -oh
C Bb tacit
I'm a whining shit
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